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(HelenaIR.com)   Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills   ( helenair.com) divider line
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2013-04-07 06:17:52 PM  
4 votes:
When my labrador was young he would sometimes root around in the garbage.  I vividly remember on a walk one day he assumed the "position", strained for a bit, then moved on for a few feet, assumed the position again....nothing.  After several attempts on his part, I started to pay attention.  I bent over and looked closely.  To my surprise there was something white just poking out of his nether region.  It looked like the top of a Clorox wipe sticking out.

I quickly looked around, assessed the situation (no one around) and gave the wipe a tug.  It came out in one pull.  An undamaged paper towel had made it's way through his digestive track in one piece (Bounty really are stronger and more absorbent apparently).  I bought a new trash can with a lid the next day.   Apparently, he had found and eaten one of the bacon fat soaked paper towels I had thrown in the trash after microwaving bacon.

He's gone to doggie Valhalla now.  RIP buddy...my old canine, disgusting, "handi-wipe" dispensing friend.
2013-04-07 06:00:27 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-07 06:18:59 PM  
2 votes:
I'd eat the $500.

OK, wait, let me rephrase that.
2013-04-07 05:01:10 PM  
2 votes:
Part Labrador.
2013-04-07 11:45:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-07 07:34:21 PM  
1 vote:
It's nice that you don't always have to be inside your lab to solve a gratifying puzzle.
2013-04-07 07:29:09 PM  
1 vote:

The Pope of Manwich Village: This too shall pass.

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2013-04-07 07:17:20 PM  
1 vote:
This too shall pass.
2013-04-07 06:17:01 PM  
1 vote:
"Have to" follow him around and pick pieces of bills out of his poop?  I certainly wouldn't do that for $500.

/ Though this does give me a great idea for a reality game show where rich people feed money to dogs, and contestants try to recover the bills from their poo.
// Still better than half the reality shows out there
2013-04-07 06:08:01 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, what's in this ****, man?

Mostly Maui-wowie, man.


But it's got some Labrador in it.

What's Labrador?

It's dog ****.


Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little
m**f**er ate it, man.


I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I
got it back. Really blew the dog's mind.

You mean we're smoking dog ****, man?

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