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(HelenaIR.com)   Outside of a dog, $500 is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, you have to follow him around and pick what's left of the money out of his poop, piece it back together, then gross out various bank tellers while trying to get fresh bills   ( helenair.com) divider line
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2013-04-07 06:08:01 PM  
3 votes:
Hey, what's in this ****, man?

Mostly Maui-wowie, man.


But it's got some Labrador in it.

What's Labrador?

It's dog ****.


Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table, and the little
m**f**er ate it, man.


I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days before I
got it back. Really blew the dog's mind.

You mean we're smoking dog ****, man?

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2013-04-07 11:44:52 PM  
1 vote:

They obviously didn't know there is a whole Federal Government department that our tax dollars pays for that handles just this... Not that I'm against having a department that handles this type of stuff...
2013-04-07 11:10:29 PM  
1 vote:
When this happened to me, I washed the pieces as well as I could, taped them together on paper, and mailed them to the treasury dept. Couple weeks later I had a check for the amount of the bills I had intact serial numbers on.The dog got to listen to me gag and dry-heave
2013-04-07 06:03:30 PM  
1 vote:
"Sundance is notorious for eating anything and everything, so right away I knew what happened," Klinkel said.

And for that, you deserve what ever comes out of that dog.
2013-04-07 05:01:10 PM  
1 vote:
Part Labrador.
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