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(Marketwatch)   10 things that bars won't tell you, even if the spirit moves them   ( marketwatch.com) divider line
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2013-04-07 09:14:59 AM  
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So, based on this list, the bikini-clad Shot Girl selling me three cents of sugar water and Captain Sam Walton's Rum-Flavored Witch Hazel for $8 actually *does* think I'm the coolest guy here while I'm buying her entire tray and tipping 150%?
2013-04-07 09:07:44 PM  
3 votes:
"Gastropub" is a really unfortunate word. The first thing I think about is a snail leaving a trail of slime across my walk in the morning.
2013-04-07 10:54:37 PM  
1 vote:

Happy Hours: What the fark is a gastropub?

That's Homer Simpson, sir, one of your fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G.

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2013-04-07 10:59:40 AM  
1 vote:
I can't imagine paying the price of two pizzas for one drink of anything.
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