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(CNN)   It's nice to know, with all the various hardships facing citizens, that two of Florida's representatives are tackling an important issue: investigating why Jay-Z and Beyoncé went to Cuba   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Mario Diaz-Balart, Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, U.S. passport, Jay Z, Office of Foreign Assets Control, US dollar, Havana, Fidel Castro  
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2013-04-07 09:52:00 AM  
4 votes:
How much would we have to pay Cuba to keep them

Best kickstarter ever.
2013-04-07 09:51:51 AM  
4 votes:
Would it not be better to investigate why we let them back in?
2013-04-07 09:15:13 AM  
3 votes:


2013-04-07 09:51:05 AM  
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2013-04-07 09:38:37 AM  
2 votes:

Doktor_Zhivago: Vodka Zombie: How come they're not investigating why I went to Cuba a couple of decades ago?

Had a freakin' amazing time, by the way, and I'd love to go back.  I recommend everyone should go at least once. soshulism

I know.  It's infested everything there.  I ordered a Mojito in the lounge of the Intercontinental (I think that's the name of where we stayed), and that bastard bartender slipped some socialism into my drink.  Before I knew it, I was looking for a Che t-shirt and trying to give free health care to this chick at the bar who looked like she might have had a rash.
2013-04-07 09:34:45 AM  
2 votes:
They wanted an old Chevy and the prices they ask in the states are ridonkulous?
2013-04-07 09:11:37 AM  
2 votes:
First it was Dennis Rodman, now Jay-Z and Beyonce. This is obviously John Kerry's plan for dealing with communist nuclear wannabes. Thanks Obama!
2013-04-07 09:05:50 AM  
2 votes:
I thought everyone knew this already:

Jay-Z and Beyonce are the cover names of a pair of top secret agents working for the Obama White House.  They pose as music superstars to travel the world and gain access to countries and information previously unavailable.  In order to appeal to a wider audience, a carefully arranged and staged marriage was shown to the public.  They're clearly in Cuba meeting contacts in order to smuggle information out of the country and back to Obama.
2013-04-07 11:15:00 AM  
1 vote:
cuba.tcView Full Size

Mystery solved. Next problem, please Florida. Thank you.
2013-04-07 10:24:07 AM  
1 vote:
I heard they went to Benghazi
2013-04-07 09:36:54 AM  
1 vote:

Friskya: Flroida?

Is there an ointment for that?
2013-04-07 09:12:26 AM  
1 vote:
We get it. They're black.
2013-04-07 08:59:17 AM  
1 vote:
If you're having various hardships I feel bad for you citizen
I got 99 problems but going to Cuba isn't 'em
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