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(Headline News TV)   You don't have to wear a wedding ring to prove to your spouse that you're committed...but pawning it to pay for a hooker might cause some trouble at home   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, wedding rings, prostitution  
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2013-04-06 06:17:52 AM  
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Relatively Obscure: Nancy Grace

Annnnnnd close window.  Should've been paying attention to the link.

Linking to Nancy Grace should be grounds for immediate dismissal from the internets.
2013-04-06 04:14:40 PM  
1 vote:

specialkae: Original cost of my wedding ring $2300.00.  When I took it in a few years ago (still married but our hot water tank went out and we were desperate) the pawnshop quoted me $300.00.  If I could find a place that would give me a decent price for my ring, I'd sell it in a heartbeat and use the money for a down payment on a used car, but alas, diamonds are just as bad as "new" new cars.  The second you take them out of the jewelry store to a pawn shop they become next to worthless.

2013-04-06 12:53:52 PM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: CruiserTwelve: Why is prostitution illegal?

Because the bible. Hookers makes Jesus cry

blow his load.

2013-04-06 10:21:23 AM  
1 vote:
I would rarely wear my wedding ring because there were lots of things at work where wearing a ring could mean losing a finger.
2013-04-06 03:00:32 AM  
1 vote:
I knew someone who would walk around the parking lot of strips clubs around 6/7am while walking the dog.  He found several wedding bands over the years I guess guys would put them in their pockets and they'd fall out.
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