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(Metro)   When parking your car always watch that last ramp in the parking garage, it could be a doozy   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:00:04 PM  
Well, we got 1 out of 2 of the stereotypes.
 
Thelyphthoric
2013-04-05 04:18:00 PM  
Where did he think he was driving up to?

/Or is the parking garage located in Mario's world.
 
iheartscotch
2013-04-05 04:18:08 PM  
I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky!
 
Salmon
2013-04-05 04:19:35 PM  
ROR, of course
 
TheGreatGazoo
2013-04-05 04:21:21 PM  
You would think they would have it roped off or something.
 
Evil Mackerel
2013-04-05 04:22:18 PM  
If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...
 
Mog32Kupo
2013-04-05 04:23:10 PM  

Evil Mackerel: If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...


Yeah, that's sandbox game rule #1, if there's a ramp...you gotta gun it and hit it right, probably something secret and awesome.
 
sheep snorter
2013-04-05 04:23:31 PM  
Damn! A wee bit more speed and they would of not needed the crane.

/Just a shovel and hefty bag.
//YeaYea thats horrible to say but in America he would be suing right now for a deadly ramp and fark the closed signs.
 
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:28:24 PM  

Evil Mackerel: If  the game Grand theft auto has taught me anything...


Drive as fast as I can down sidewalks and murder innocent people?
 
Phoenix87ta
2013-04-05 04:30:47 PM  

sheep snorter: Damn! A wee bit more speed and they would of not needed the crane.

/Just a shovel and hefty bag.
//YeaYea thats horrible to say but in America he would be suing right now for a deadly ramp and fark the closed signs.


You're right.  That IS a horrible thing to say.
 
Rapmaster2000
2013-04-05 04:31:18 PM  
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The situation is under control. Four cones have been placed in the area.
 
ZeroCorpse
2013-04-05 04:31:24 PM  
FTFA: "Chinese driver leaves car dangling after parking fail"


Dammit, kids. The word is "Failure", not "fail". It's a parking FAILURE. When you say "parking fail" you sound like a goddamned idiot. When you're an editor and you allow this to exist as a headline, you absolutely suck and piss me off beyond measure. What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?
 
poot_rootbeer
2013-04-05 04:31:28 PM  
As bad as the state of US news media is, at least they aren't UK news media reprinting a Chinese story.

/and by "story" I mean "work of narrative fiction".
 
Satanic_Hamster [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:32:09 PM  
Even more so then a hydra?

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that bosnian sniper
2013-04-05 04:35:22 PM  

ZeroCorpse: What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?


Oh yeah, like this is what we'd get if 4chan wrote an article about a Chinese driver farking it.
 
darth_badger
2013-04-05 04:37:23 PM  
I feel the need to mention Chinese cola products.
 
Uchiha_Cycliste
2013-04-05 04:39:38 PM  
What a pussy... embarrassed so he sends his wife to get the car.
 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 04:43:52 PM  
What's the point of that ramp?
 
Danger Avoid Death
2013-04-05 04:44:32 PM  
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"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"
 
spawn73
2013-04-05 04:47:42 PM  
Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?
 
Nexzus
2013-04-05 04:57:40 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: What a pussy... embarrassed so he sends his wife to get the car.


Not to mention, if she's like the Asian woman drivers around here, she probably would have had an accident on the way out.

No problem making fun of Asian drivers. Seen way too much stupid shiat around here.

/No, it's not OK to back up on to this pedestrian sidewalk ramp so you can be six feet closer to your front door and block the whole sidewalk.
//The only thing better than keying the car of a driver who deliberately and dangerously cuts off your crosswalk is making them think you did. I didn't know their eyes could get so wide.
///I absolutely lose it when they stop right here in front of the ramp. I need that ramp for the stroller. Move your farking silver honda.
 
Do the needful
2013-04-05 04:59:38 PM  

ZeroCorpse: FTFA: "Chinese driver leaves car dangling after parking fail"


Dammit, kids. The word is "Failure", not "fail". It's a parking FAILURE. When you say "parking fail" you sound like a goddamned idiot. When you're an editor and you allow this to exist as a headline, you absolutely suck and piss me off beyond measure.  What the hell happened to the world that we're now letting 4chan write the f♥cking dictionary?


Farking A, I'm with you. It's totes cray cray.
 
over_and_done
2013-04-05 05:06:23 PM  

spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?


According to TFA, it's under construction.
 
Odd Bird
2013-04-05 05:07:13 PM  
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Danger Avoid Death
2013-04-05 05:10:02 PM  

over_and_done: spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?

According to TFA, it's under construction.


China? Or the parking lot house?
 
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-04-05 05:10:09 PM  
Nexzus:

///I absolutely lose it when they stop right here in front of the ramp. I need that ramp for the stroller. Move your farking silver honda.

It's actually a Nissan.

/not Asian.
 
ReapTheChaos
2013-04-05 05:17:32 PM  
Reminds me of jumping off the top of the parking garage in Midnight Club LA.

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over_and_done
2013-04-05 05:20:32 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: over_and_done: spawn73: Is China the only country in the world that would have such "features" in a parking lot house?

According to TFA, it's under construction.

China? Or the parking lot house?


Both, I gather.
 
weapon13
2013-04-05 05:50:08 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [www.virginmedia.com image 590x350]

"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"


Came here for the Groundhog day reference, leaving happy.
 
Clemkadidlefark [BareFark]
2013-04-05 06:38:00 PM  

weapon13: Danger Avoid Death: [www.virginmedia.com image 590x350]

"Watch that last ramp. It's a DOOOOOZY!"

Came here for the Groundhog day reference, leaving happy.


Give me an amen all up in here
 
soj4life
2013-04-05 09:27:31 PM  
That is the problem with Chinese construction sites, people get impatient and use them before everything is finished.
 
lack of warmth
2013-04-05 09:58:48 PM  

CruiserTwelve: What's the point of that ramp?


It's an ill-concieved roof.

Thelyphthoric: Where did he think he was driving up to?

/Or is the parking garage located in Mario's world.


According to his story, he thought it was an exit.  If he used much more gas, he would've exited alright.  Darwin missed it by this much.
 
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf
2013-04-06 03:03:25 AM  
That's not a Dusey, subby, this is a Dusey

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