HotWingConspiracy: While I don't see any reason to panic today, every plague has started with a few deaths.
Rapmaster2000: Everybody knows vaccines cause autism. If you get one then you'll get the autism. Duh.
jaybeezey: wake me when there are 3 or 4 zeros behind that 6.
mjohnson71: Rapmaster2000: Everybody knows vaccines cause autism. If you get one then you'll get the autism. Duh.Thanks for the input Dr. Jenny MCCarthy./Looking forward to your article in the New England Journal of Medicine.
HotWingConspiracy: jaybeezey: wake me when there are 3 or 4 zeros behind that 6.I think the goal is to avoid that.
js34603: Well if the highly trained medical professionals on Fark don't think this is a big deal I'm not worried about it then.
skozlaw: / math is hard for some people
Pocket Ninja: skozlaw: / math is hard for some peopleI don't know what they taught you in school, but when I learned maths I learned that any attempt to double zero gets zero. So the "doubling process" in your chart would end right at the zero line and never get any further. Pay more attention in class, smart guy.
lilbjorn: This story sponsored by big pharma.
DubtodaIll: It's either going to be mass plague or mass war. Population reduction events are natural and inevitable.
skozlaw: [images2.dailykos.com image 788x592]/ don't panic// where "panic" is defined by Farkers as "do anything"
jaybeezey: HotWingConspiracy: jaybeezey: wake me when there are 3 or 4 zeros behind that 6.I think the goal is to avoid that.WHO's goal?
weapon13: jaybeezey: HotWingConspiracy: jaybeezey: wake me when there are 3 or 4 zeros behind that 6.I think the goal is to avoid that.WHO's goal?Exactly. The answer's right there.
maxheck: A couple years ago I spent some time trekking in Nepal, where in the hill country you can pretty much find every sort of mammal and fowl living with humans.Within a week I went from the hill country of Nepal, to the lowlands that were pretty much uninhabitable except for a bunch of people with a genetic resistance to malaria, to Kathmandu, where they burn people and dump their ashes into the stagnant, barely flowing river, to...Then about 10 hours hanging out in Indira Ghandi airport. a major hub in Asia.Then 14 hours in a sealed tube flying to John F. Kennedy airport, a pretty big one in NY.Then I stopped at a rest stop in New Jersey, split a cinnabon with my travelling companions...Then on to Washington DC.Then it occurred to me... You know, if I had picked up a virus in my travels, I've basically farked over the world.
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