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(USA Today)   This changes everything: KFC to go boneless   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, KFC, chicken tenders, Colonel Sanders, Chicken Little  
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2013-04-05 7:18:49 AM  
15 votes:
April 5, 2018 - Today KFC announced the new "Chicken Squeezer" that allows customer to dispense liqufied salted chicken-flavored paste from a cake frosting tube into their own (or a friend's) gaping maw.
"Let's face it, we've been heading this way for a while now," the KFC CEO mused.
2013-04-05 7:30:21 AM  
5 votes:
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At least it'll be much easier to apply those herbs and spices.
2013-04-05 1:46:52 AM  
4 votes:
I have a constitutional right to food served in a bucket!
2013-04-05 8:47:29 AM  
2 votes:

If KFC ever comes out with "Original Recipe Skins". I mean, a huge bucket of no meat. Just the skins cooked in original secret recipe herbs & spices, they will have truly enslaved the world.

I'll say it again: KFC Original Recipe Skins

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You're doing this right now, aren't you?
2013-04-05 7:51:29 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-05 7:27:51 AM  
2 votes:
You know who else ate the bone?

2013-04-05 1:42:26 PM  
1 vote:

Daemonik: Freudian_slipknot: R5D4: What an exaggerated way to say: "home made"

At least in my home, we don't set the turkey under a shiatty heat lamp for a couple of days before we get around to dealing with deboning it.

So it's about as homemade as the ones in your freezer section.  If the ones in your freezer section had underpaid apathetic teenagers sticking their fingers in it over and over before you bought it.

Enjoy your "homemade" pot pies.  I'll be over here not getting food poisoning.

Why don't you just make some shiat up why don't you?  I swear this thread is packed with narcissistic food fascists and PETA humpers.

Every food thread on Fark has them, especially when it concerns restaurants. It's cute and sad listening to them preach like they intimately know everything about how all fast food works and assume everything is done while knee-deep in rat turds with bats on the ceiling shiatting on everything, and how they proclaim decades-old urban legends as the gospel truth as part of their reasons for hating fast food. Their woeful and likely intentional ignorance of reality makes one weep.
2013-04-05 12:03:04 PM  
1 vote:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: [ image 573x282]

I don't know what a KFC is, but it sounds gross.

It's actually kind of endearing that you think liking one fast food joint more than another is something you can lord over the plebeians.
2013-04-05 10:18:23 AM  
1 vote:
They should offer to blend the ten piece bucket into a slurry while they're at it, so you can drink it like a fly.
2013-04-05 9:31:03 AM  
1 vote:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I don't know what a gizzard is.

You're pretty white, aren't you?
2013-04-05 9:25:47 AM  
1 vote:
What are they going to do with all that leftover chicken skin? Cause if you're not going to eat it, I'll take it. I mean, I don't want it to go to waste. So if you're sure you don't want it, I'll have it.
2013-04-05 9:16:19 AM  
1 vote:
Now, I don't give a shiat about this, as I don't eat fast food, but I'm really hoping that their ad campaign involves a naked and spread-eagled Clara Peller, shouting "Where's the bone?!?"

\yes, I'm aware she's dead
\\they can hologram her, just like Tupac
2013-04-05 8:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
Main page links to autoplay videos? In  my It's more likely than you think.

/shakes tiny fist at corporate IT department that won't let me install flashblocker
2013-04-05 8:38:10 AM  
1 vote:
It would require them to remove the bones, skin, plus a substantial amount of fat and salt to convince me to eat in KFC. Last time I ate there it was like licking grease off a salt cellar.
2013-04-05 8:29:09 AM  
1 vote:
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Cartman!  You ate the skin off every piece of chicken!!

Ya, but I left the chicken parts for you.
2013-04-05 8:27:58 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-05 8:19:52 AM  
1 vote:

Smoking GNU: PizzaJedi81: Is it bad that I actually prefer boneless wings?

You mean you like imitation chicken sculpted into wing shapes.

I'm pretty sure it's just breast meat sliced into wing shapes.

But as the late, great Colonel Sanders once said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
2013-04-05 8:15:10 AM  
1 vote:
I have a feeling they'll have to change their name to KFRCFP - Kentucky Fried Reconstituted Chicken Food Product.
2013-04-05 8:11:13 AM  
1 vote:
I'll be there when they do chicken ass on a stick, Thai style.
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2013-04-05 8:05:10 AM  
1 vote:
The target: an ultra-finicky generation of Millennials

Stupid kids ruin everything...

miss diminutive: At least it'll be much easier to apply those herbs and spices.

Winner, winner (boneless) chicken dinner!
2013-04-05 7:57:25 AM  
1 vote:
"Our Holy Grail is chicken on the bone," says marketing chief Jason Marker. "We are taking our hero product and drastically changing it."

There's the reference I was hoping for.

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Look at the bones!
2013-04-05 7:43:44 AM  
1 vote:

The Snow Dog: You know who else ate the bone?


But I thought Mary Moon didn't like the meat.
2013-04-05 7:35:10 AM  
1 vote:
i knew it was genetically modified! i knew it! meat made in a lab with no bones!
2013-04-05 7:31:23 AM  
1 vote:
Uh, is April Fools over yet?
2013-04-05 7:26:40 AM  
1 vote:

RobertBruce: R.I.P KFC

/mcdonalds is not a model to emulate, dipshiats

-quietly sobbing into chubby hands-
2013-04-05 5:30:29 AM  
1 vote:
Kentucky Fried Chicken Food Product
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