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(Daily Mail)   After being targeted by bullies and attacked with a tennis racket, 18-year-old woman loses nearly half her body weight, is now totally smoking hot and hittable. Take THAT bullies (w/before and after pics)   ( divider line
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2013-04-04 02:23:36 AM  
3 votes:

cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

Yoghurt.  Yoghug.  Yogfeelbetter.
2013-04-04 01:23:49 AM  
3 votes:
It sounds like she was hittable before she lost the weight.
2013-04-04 12:39:25 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus, Subby, British Hot! Not "smoking"!

Plus, you're gambling with hitting it, because if for some reason you marry her, you know she's going to plump right back up.
2013-04-04 12:22:37 AM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I got all of this from the headline alone.

I was talking about the cap to my Snapple®.
2013-04-03 11:46:43 PM  
2 votes:
If I'm reading this right, bullying is good for fat kids and we should feel better about society when a teenager is accepted as farkable.
No wonder obesity is such a problem.
2013-04-04 08:43:41 AM  
1 vote:
Inside every fat chick is a beautiful thin chick, yearning to be free.

It's because the fat chick ate her.
2013-04-04 07:38:50 AM  
1 vote:

E5bie: Lizardking: I had bariatric surgery and lost over 200 pounds. I love when I get flirted with or hit on by a woman who obviously wouldnt have even looked at me when I was heavier. Its fun to not give them the time of day and treat them just like they would have treated me. Its even more fun when they have what they consider a less attractive wing woman and I can hit on her

Ooh, a bitter fella with a long memory, that is so-o-o hot!

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2013-04-04 07:29:54 AM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: Shakin_Haitian: Almost no one runs marathons every day.

Speak for yourself. I'm posting this from a treadmill, doing 26 miles inclined at 26 degrees.

Are you 26 minutes into it?
2013-04-04 07:20:56 AM  
1 vote:

Shakin_Haitian: Almost no one runs marathons every day.

Speak for yourself. I'm posting this from a treadmill, doing 26 miles inclined at 26 degrees.
2013-04-04 07:02:35 AM  
1 vote:
The bullies just upgraded her to "rape" status.
2013-04-04 03:56:05 AM  
1 vote:
Me Want Foooood.
2013-04-04 03:46:01 AM  
1 vote:

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2013-04-04 03:27:18 AM  
1 vote:

cygnusx13: "Yoghurt"? Really, Britain?

I like to spell it "yoghourt". Looks more barbaric that way.
2013-04-04 03:22:28 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-04 02:37:13 AM  
1 vote:

nburghmatt: TalenLee: ... Why 'take that?' The Bullies get what they wanted.

i think what they wanted was somebody to hit with a tennis racket. if they saw her today they'd probably hit her with

tennis rackets, but she'd have no cushiontheir penises.
2013-04-04 02:35:05 AM  
1 vote:
That was the most tentative click I've ever made.... "smoking hot", "hittable", "pics" ... yeah.

I cringed as the page loaded, and my ass finally un-puckered when I realized the cake was not a lie.
2013-04-04 01:57:43 AM  
1 vote:
I think she's stll fat.
2013-04-04 01:30:30 AM  
1 vote:
Wouldn't that be a 'win' for bullying?
2013-04-04 01:21:33 AM  
1 vote:
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The resemblance is uncanny.
2013-04-04 01:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
So this would be proof that bullying works right? I mean she lost the weight because she was tired of being made fun of right?

/quick somebody call me a fat ass before I finish this candy bar
//too late
2013-04-03 11:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
In the end, it was the bullies who were served
2013-04-03 11:19:01 PM  
1 vote:
She's very pretty, but those Digestive cookies are delicious.  I ate a whole package once, assuming they were some sort of probiotic nonsense.
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