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(Stuff.co.nz)   Fort Knox in lockdown after shooting. Authorities on the lookout for a gold obsessed German, a burly Korean in a bowler and, as always, Pussy Galore   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2013-04-03 10:19:49 PM  
3 votes:
Like there's any gold left in Fort Knox.
2013-04-03 10:30:24 PM  
2 votes:
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Fort Knox is for tourists!
2013-04-03 10:18:27 PM  
2 votes:
Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?
2013-04-03 11:02:55 PM  
1 vote:
All they need are more guns! This wouldn't have happened if the Army hadn't banned guns!
2013-04-03 10:47:01 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-03 10:46:41 PM  
1 vote:

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 225x225]

Fort Knox is for tourists!

That was my first thought too. Gotta love Jeremy Irons in that role. Dude is world class.
2013-04-03 10:44:45 PM  
1 vote:

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

Probably due to the slowness of the information being released.  Local websites and newspapers do not have any of the details that the New Zealand site has.
Not sure why.
2013-04-03 10:44:35 PM  
1 vote:

Nunpoo: Why do we get news about Kentucky from a source in New Zealand?

That's what I'm sayin'.

I'm a DoD employee in another state whose agency has a vested interest in Ft Knox.... very sorry for the victim, but glad my area of interest was unaffected.

/Kids, dammit.
//110% vehicle sweeps are probably coming - surprised they didn't happen after Ft Hood
///If said target had been armed, might he have lived?  Ask the WV police chief and the head of CO prisons their opinion.  Oh. They are dead. Nevermind.
////<own lotsa guns. Not particularly worried about the government disarming me

2013-04-03 10:35:10 PM  
1 vote:
Ow! That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a hat, honestly?
2013-04-03 10:31:16 PM  
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2013-04-03 10:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
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Seen fleeing the scene
2013-04-03 10:14:15 PM  
1 vote:
They're not the only ones' on the lookout for Pussy.
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