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(Forbes)   If you buy a regular-sized gray dress at Target, it's called "heather gray." If you buy the plus-sized version, it's called "manatee gray." Hmmm   ( forbes.com) divider line
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2013-04-04 05:14:59 PM  

IAMBOB: So glad I don't have to deal with chubby chasing roommates and the stories I had to sit thru when their girl toys were around (they just messed around with them, didn't date them seriously).
I will never be able to get the sight of a 300+ girl talking about her tight vaginal cavity while my roommate's tongue lolled on the floor out of my head, nor the 250+ one talking about lingerie shopping and trying on all the clothes while he drooled so damn much I had to get the swiffer mop

/not kidding
//she doesn't need to be a stick figure, but I do like my women to be a little on the petite side

Did he go through a lot of flour?
2013-04-05 07:44:35 AM  
Whats up with the angle of her twitter pic?

Ceiling Susan is watching you masturbate.
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