xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.
vygramul: There was a bookstore clerk who corrected someone who asked to see a manager by saying, "It's PERSONager."
maxx2112: Playboy Interview: Ayn RandPlayboy, March 1964
Vodka Zombie: It's simply amazing that Christians are this mind-bogglingly stupid, and yet people think we should not only listen to them, but try to follow them or become one of them as well.
FloydA: reillan: I love that his mind immediately jumped to that conclusion...To be fair, when I was a moderator for a large Christian group years and years ago, we would constantly get people coming in calling us all sorts of things, highly derogatory and inflammatory. We were called pedos and worse, we had hackers take over frequently, and even more often people would come in proclaiming to be Christian only to lull us into a false sense of security and begin telling us impossible stories, such as satanic cults the person was a part of, etc.It put us in a constantly defensive mindset. So, if I didn't know that word or understand how words were put together, I might have gone as far off the derpy-defensive end as he did.Wouldn't it have been easier to just look up the definition?
Jerry Westerby: To his credit, Comfort owned up to being a dumbass and apologized for it.
Tanthalas39: Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged....says the person who has obviously not read Atlas Shrugged.
jenny next: There are smart Christians out there.
EyeballKid: MindStalker: Hell, its also the basic tenets of Satanism (Whatever you want to do is worth it), but I didn't want to go full troll.From the Satanic Bible.Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams!Satan represents undefiled wisdom, instead of hypocritical self-deceit!Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates!Satan represents vengeance, instead of turning the other cheek!Satan represents responsibility to the responsible, instead of concern for psychic vampires!Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development," has become the most vicious animal of all!Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!Satan has been the best friend the church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!Ayn Rand wrote the Satanic Bible?
EyeballKid: grokca: I thought he was a bananaphile.ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring
Deathfrogg: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Ray Comfort is probably really mad about everyone trying to penalize him for not understanding a word.Mostly, though, that's because he thinks "penalize" has something to do with penises.The etymology of the word is exactly that.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Ray Comfort is probably really mad about everyone trying to penalize him for not understanding a word.Mostly, though, that's because he thinks "penalize" has something to do with penises.
Greenshuz: If a Bibliophile only loves *one* book, does that make them homotextual?
PC LOAD LETTER: Reminds me of the David Letterman bit where they went around NYC asking if they would vote for someone who was an avowed heterosexual. Responses ranged from a simple "No" to "Sexual? Never!"
Pants full of macaroni!!: And these are the people who are trying to codify their beliefs as national policy.xenophon10k: It's because when your Christian there is no other book but THE BIBLE.And its companion volume, Atlas Shrugged.
Benevolent Misanthrope: Chistians, this - this right here - is why the rest of us think you're a bunch of anti-intellectual f*ckwits.
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