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(Patch)   "The man was fired last month after bringing a dead bird to work and claiming it was his mother, according to police"   ( fortstewart.patch.com) divider line
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2013-04-02 05:23:28 PM  
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2013-04-02 05:19:36 PM  
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2013-04-02 03:59:51 PM  
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2013-04-02 06:20:02 PM  
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Well, I Swan.  This is certainly aviary fowl play.  Owl just suggest that he Tweet it.  It takes Ostrich of the imagination to think that these Bittern, Raven lunatics can't Sparrow few minutes to let a Mom Rooster wander around.  The boss sucks Cockatiel if there is a Cardinal rule on moms.  If so, it's the worst I feather seen.  Toucan play at this game!  He Finched, and Dove out of the way.  I don't give a flock if you were just winging it on a Lark.  I'm going out on a limb from Heron in, and I'll say you're going to Egret it.  Do you think I need a Whippoorwill my pimp hand be enough to Tern you around?  And, Mom?  You GO, Gull!
2013-04-02 05:17:06 PM  
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Maybe he was in the Partridge Family.
2013-04-02 04:25:14 PM  
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