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(Edmonton Sun)   Good Dog: Helps you rescue a young girl from an icy river. Great Dog: Goes back into the frigid water to pull out a second girl   ( edmontonsun.com) divider line
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2013-04-02 03:42:02 PM  
6 votes:
So Adam threw Rocky's leash to the girl, but she was just out of reach.

Hey! Careful, dumbass! That's still attached to me!

That's when things took a turn for the worse. As Adam tried to inch closer to the girl, the ice suddenly gave way, plunging him and Rocky into the icy water.

AHHH! Jesus Christ! How is this helping? This is the worst walkies ever, you asshole!

Soaking wet, he looked around for the young girl, but she was gone.

Okay, well, time to go the fark home then, you sadistic piece of sh--

After a few seconds, she popped back up about 50 or 60 yards away. With time running out, Adam put the leash around Rocky and pushed him into the water.

AHHHHH FARK YOU SO HARD. I am going to shiat on your bed every day for the rest of my life. Count on it, motherfarker.
2013-04-02 03:24:42 PM  
6 votes:
And the damned cat just sat there, doing nothing!
2013-04-02 03:15:23 PM  
5 votes:
I've heard that dogs can help you get girls, but this is ridiculous.
2013-04-02 03:27:25 PM  
4 votes:
Meanwhile, my puppy is at home chewing a hole in the drywall.
2013-04-02 03:25:07 PM  
3 votes:
"Hey, Rocky! Do you want to see me pull a girl out of the river?"
2013-04-02 03:38:06 PM  
2 votes:
And it still barfed in the car and ate the barf on the way home.....
2013-04-02 03:33:10 PM  
2 votes:

Russ1642: jfivealive: Sounds to me like the guy saved the one girl, then threw his dog into the water with its leash on so the girl could grab it and he pulled the dog and girl back in.  Doesn't sound like the dog did anything at all.

Being a hero involuntarily still counts.

the dog is a hero in that it selflessly tried desperately to save itself from the cold water.
2013-04-02 03:27:30 PM  
2 votes:
I think we figured out who the good boy is.
2013-04-02 03:21:40 PM  
2 votes:
"desperately trying to pull her to pull her out. "

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"I gotta go get the papers, get the papers.."
2013-04-02 03:18:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-02 03:17:34 PM  
2 votes:
How many girls did he into the water before the dog learned to fetch them?
2013-04-02 07:39:43 PM  
1 vote:

2CountyFairs: Meanwhile, my puppy is at home chewing a hole in the drywall.

Heh. My pup has severe separation anxiety, and tears up even things you didn't think him capable of destroying. So we started locking him in the bathroom, since after removing all the mats and dangerous liquids, there was nothing left to destroy (shower is a door, not a curtain). So we get home and what do we find? The bastard clawed and chewed a hole in the wall that would have made Andy Duphraine proud.
2013-04-02 04:27:13 PM  
1 vote:

RedTank: The guy is the real hero... The dog not so much.  His master freaken pushed him in the water, what was the dog supposed to do?

Shoulda bit him for pushing him in the water.
2013-04-02 03:55:16 PM  
1 vote:

semiotix: So Adam threw Rocky's leash to the girl, but she was just out of reach.

Hey! Careful, dumbass! That's still attached to me!...

And I just choked on an apple slice, coughed it into my lap, and looked up to see one of the directors in my doorway bringing the new girl around to introduce. Many thanks for *that*.
2013-04-02 03:43:46 PM  
1 vote:
Get that dog some bacon.  Now.
2013-04-02 03:42:25 PM  
1 vote:
Well, without even seeing a picture, we know that it wasn't a pitbull.  A pit would've swam past the girls to the other side of the lake, mauled a baby girl in a stroller, tore the throat out of her mother, then swam back across to attack the owner.  All while being defended by some moron holding a "GOOD DOG BAD OWNER" sign.
2013-04-02 03:38:03 PM  
1 vote:

2CountyFairs: Meanwhile, my puppy is at home chewing a hole in the drywall.

I'm watching mine on the security cam right now.  2 of them are curled up on the couch.  The biggest one ( the "Guard Dog") is sprawled out in my recliner looking like he is waiting on a beer.
2013-04-02 03:33:39 PM  
1 vote:

Meanwhile, my puppy is at home chewing a hole in the drywall.

He'll stop when he gets to the electrical wiring. My Cocker Spaniel did.

Dog went on to live another ten years in spite of his annual chew the Christmas tree lights.
2013-04-02 03:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
The farker used his dog as a monkeyfist to get the reach. What an asshole.
2013-04-02 03:19:07 PM  
1 vote:
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The heroic pooch

/earned his treat
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