NutWrench: and labeling the U.S. mainland a "boiled pumpkin," vulnerable to attack.Ok, now them's fightin' words. Kim Jong Un will rue the goddam day he called us a boiled pumpkin!
Sybarite: I think we should make it more intimidating by painting it like a giant eyeball.
lobotomy survivor: Sybarite: I think we should make it more intimidating by painting it like a giant eyeball.Paint it like a giant clown face.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sybarite: I think we should make it more intimidating by painting it like a giant conch eyeball.[i46.tinypic.com image 600x750]
GORDON: What can a $200m radar ship do that a couple of $20m AWAC planes can't? Besides float.You know that ship isn't going out without a carrier group for protection, is all I'm saying. The AWACS already come with the carrier group.
Theaetetus: Oh, piffle.
Old_Chief_Scott: dittybopper: GORDON: What can a $200m radar ship do that a couple of $20m AWAC planes can't? Besides float.Stay there day in, day out, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with a per day cost much, much less than flying multiple aircraft.Spoken like a true ex-squid. CT by any chance?
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