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(Forbes)   China's newest cocktail, the Yellow River: Ten parts human remains, six parts pig carcasses, 1/2 part duck and a twist of household waste. Partridge and a banzai tree are for presentation   ( forbes.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Yellow River, solid waste, pig carcasses, Gansu Province, Gansu, presentations, Lanzhou, Shandong Province  
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2013-04-02 09:11:18 AM  
Can I have some Soylent Green with that Yellow River, please?
2013-04-02 09:41:27 AM  
It's spelled Bonsai and it's Japanese.
2013-04-02 09:41:42 AM  
And we all know what they do to Coke.
2013-04-02 09:45:06 AM  
Ok, headline snark aside, that article is pretty shocking.

/would settle for just pee-pee in my coke.
2013-04-02 09:52:16 AM  

LoneDoggie: Ok, headline snark aside, that article is pretty shocking.

/would settle for just pee-pee in my coke.

This.  Plus the dumping of diseased pig and duck carcasses...in the same morass.  That sounds like "disease factory!!!!" to me (although the pathogens will be hugely diluted the potential is there however remote it is.)

Whats more disturbing is the belief that most of them are from murders...
2013-04-02 09:57:33 AM  
Ah, but the Chinese economy is kicking our a** because they aren't hamstrung by so much regulation.
2013-04-02 10:42:21 AM  

LoneDoggie: It's spelled Bonsai and it's Japanese.


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2013-04-02 10:57:16 AM  
Sounds just as bad as India's Ganges river.   On the plus side, body fisher(man) is an actual job title.  I could do it, sign me up!
2013-04-02 12:32:10 PM  
Isn't that where the Zombie apocalypse started?
2013-04-02 01:53:19 PM  
Where's the guy to convince us it's surely no worse than the Los Angeles River like he tried to convince us the air pollution was nothing special?
2013-04-02 03:53:56 PM  
They could show some (very small) balls and divert this into North Korea.
2013-04-02 05:41:20 PM  

LoneDoggie: It's spelled Bonsai and it's Japanese.

This has given me a possibly brilliant idea: "Banzai Bansai"

Novelty plastic Bansai trees that wave their branches when someone get close. A voice circuit yells "Banzai!!"
2013-04-02 11:25:32 PM  
You know why they (the Chinese authorities) are downplaying the foul play accusations ... because it was probably the same authorities that are dumping bodies in the river. Duh.
2013-04-03 10:23:15 AM  
Wonderful farked Up Asia. The Western half of it hold the rights of women slightly lower than cows while the Eastern half shows no apparent concern to human farking bodies flowing down a river through major cities. Makes me glad I am far the fark away from there where the only thing the government ignores is the people who vote them into power.......
2013-04-04 01:38:34 AM  

LoneDoggie: Bonsai

Whereas in Manderin it means I what to shiat.
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