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(UPI)   Scientists develop bacteria that metabolize caffeine into E. coli after studying musicians in Portland and Seattle   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, bacteria, E. coli, genetically engineer, Seattle, American Chemical Society, decontamination, caffeine, water pollutions  
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2013-04-02 12:06:53 PM  
3 votes:
It's amazing what they can do with that little bug.

I've already experienced e. coli that can turn a lovely evening meal with friends into four hours of horrific anus-shredding squits.
2013-04-02 09:10:39 AM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: Call me when they can turn goat piss into gasoline.

Don't they already turn it into Budweiser?
2013-04-02 02:44:46 AM  
1 vote:
I metabolize caffeine into software, so I'm not sure this is impossible.
2013-04-02 02:39:50 AM  
1 vote:

yukichigai: I dunno, turning coffee into shiat sounds like a very Portland-ish thing to do.

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2013-04-02 01:38:23 AM  
1 vote:
I dunno, turning coffee into shiat sounds like a very Portland-ish thing to do.
2013-04-02 01:15:28 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know whether to punch subby or the author first.
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