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(Fox News)   If you're going to graffiti an 18-story building without proper climbing gear, have a friend watch so your body can be retrieved quickly   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: PSA, Sacramento, next of kin, asphyxiation, climbing gear  
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2013-04-02 02:03:01 AM  
7 votes:
And nothing of value was lost.
2013-04-02 02:47:37 AM  
4 votes:
i hate to say this, because i'm generally speaking a rather liberal guy and dont believe in horrible punishments for things, but, when vandals die i get this wonderful sense of schadenfreude.
2013-04-02 03:54:30 AM  
2 votes:
I'm trying really hard to give a sh*t about some yoyo who snuffed it trying to whore attention with enamel fire hydrant piss.  I mean "Haw, I ruinzor UR sh*t" ain't like a heroic act, is it?
2013-04-02 06:59:04 PM  
1 vote:

Alucard9295: Damn, you people are butthurt about taggers aren't you?

It's not so much butthurt as they unilaterally suck fat hippo cock.  They ruin other people's sh*t cause, "YEAH!"  F*ck that.  Buy some canvas, artist boy.  I don't piss on their floor, don't scribble illegible diarrhea on my garage.
2013-04-02 10:34:34 AM  
1 vote:
Cool.  A graffiti story with a happy ending.  You don't get many of those.
2013-04-02 08:35:52 AM  
1 vote:
Dead? Good.

No climbing equipment? Just an old rope? Tie a bowline you moran.

Oh yeah,

2013-04-02 06:40:11 AM  
1 vote:

Alonjar: Interesting.  Wonder if it actually squeezed is torso so he couldnt inhale.

Old school climber here...  This is a classic case of the bad stuff that happens when you hang from a rope that's just tied around your waist.  Years ago climbers didn't have harnesses; they just did a few snug wraps around their waist and tied it off with a bowline.  They also know, however, that if you fall you've only got a few minutes to get your weight off that loop or you will die from asphyxiation.
2013-04-02 05:27:51 AM  
1 vote:
"It's unclear how long the body had been hanging four floors from the top of the nearly 240-feet building."

"Hey Bob, there's a dead tagger up there.  Should we cut him down?"
"Meh... the crows can have him.  Not worth the effort."
*glasses clinking*
2013-04-02 02:16:11 AM  
1 vote:

Plant Rights Activist: please be banksy

2013-04-02 02:10:25 AM  
1 vote:
please be banksy
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