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(IndyStar)   "He just goes out to bars and drinks dressed up like a bunny"   ( indystar.com) divider line
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2013-04-02 01:42:47 AM  
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Man I usually dress up when I got boozing, never anything crazy just suit&tie, tuxedo, coveralls, dress blues, etc. Makes it more fun.
2013-04-02 12:38:03 AM  
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The last ship crew I was on, one of the guys brought a clown suit with him for some reason. We stopped in Beaufort, SC, and at first opportunity he, I and another guy made out way to the nearest dockside bar, a very seedy establishment filled not with the sailors you'd expect, but bikers. Of course my shipmate worse the clown suit.

We were served with no problem, but we could practically feel the stink-eyes being turned our way, and I really expected trouble. Eventually, one of the bikers came up to my friend, and said "why the fark are you wearing a goddamned clown suit?" His response was, "If I'm going to drink and act the fool, I figured I'd better look like one."

Surprisingly, the guy laughed, and everything was cool after that. The guys were buying us beers.

Another time, at another slightly more upscale bar, he again wore the suit (complete with nose), and drunk off his ass, he says to the guy next to him "You know what my problem is, mate? No one takes me seriously." Then he passed out on the bar.
2013-04-02 12:18:57 AM  
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2013-04-02 12:13:50 AM  
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Hooray for my farkin sanity! I went outside for a smoke break and swore I saw a big rabbit as I was walking around the block. Chalked it up to being tired and being a bit zoned-out from a bit of extra stress. One of the few humorous things I've encountered working in downtown Indy. Thank you everybunny!

/bawk bawk
2013-04-02 12:09:37 AM  
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gregscott: Gyrfalcon: He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey.

Harvey! So this is where you've been all this time!!

You beat me to it by just a few minutes.
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Really, this thread had only one end point. Harvey it is.

Actually, there's one alternative.

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2013-04-01 11:59:39 PM  
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Seriously.... ghastly won the thread.
2013-04-01 11:44:24 PM  
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He was 6 feet tall, pink, had a bit of a limp and was carrying a half-empty bottle of Coors Light. He also was wearing a University of Michigan jersey.

Harvey! So this is where you've been all this time!!
2013-04-01 11:20:48 PM  
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Just make sure he doesn't have access to a drill
2013-04-01 10:49:12 PM  
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OMG! An article about me on FARK!

Whelp. Thread over. We've gone to posting furry porn. Time to go home.

Guys, lock up on the way out, will you? And for farks sakes. Turn the lights off this time. I'm making YOU lighters pay the bill next month.
2013-04-01 05:46:57 PM  
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In 2004, I went out in a DIY t-shirt bearing Bush's face and the words,

"Nov. 3 was my birthday and all I got was this shiatty President."

Drank for free all day.  Sure I averted many suicides.

/yes, I know that election was on Nov. 2.
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