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(NBC News)   Pteropus giganteus cunnilingus. Giggity   ( science.nbcnews.com) divider line
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2013-04-01 06:48:31 PM  
8 votes:
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Oh Yeah!
2013-04-01 06:01:35 PM  
6 votes:
Over the course of more than 13 months, using binoculars and a video camera, researchers witnessed 57 cases of sex -- oral and intercourse -- usually in the morning.

"Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

I do stuff like this and I go to jail. They do it and they get published in a research journal. I tells ya, life ain't fair.
2013-04-02 01:00:22 AM  
5 votes:
sıɥʇ oʇ dɐɟ uɐɔ ı
2013-04-01 06:12:35 PM  
4 votes:
FTA: "Each case of cunnilingus typically lasted about 50 seconds. The males then mounted the females for 10 to 20 seconds, and then went back to cunnilingus for 94 to 188 seconds."

How gentlemanly of them.
2013-04-01 08:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
you never go bat-to-mouth!
2013-04-01 06:05:43 PM  
2 votes:
I foresee more women keeping these as pets.
2013-04-02 12:47:15 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "The scientists also noted that males might perform cunnilingus on females in order to clean off competitors' sperm."

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 I barfd
One time: I was with this chick and we had a casual thing going on... it smelled different one day.  Done.  I knew from personal experience she preferred to enjoy sausage without the casing, if you catch my drift.
2013-04-01 10:38:56 PM  
1 vote:
"In this context, cunnilingus would be maladaptive after mating, as there is a risk of removing the male's own sperm," the researchers wrote. "Observation at close range is needed to find out whether the male's tongue enters the vagina or not."

2013-04-01 09:29:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-01 08:30:07 PM  
1 vote:
Do they brush afterward?

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2013-04-01 08:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
Was that bat video NSFW?...
2013-04-01 07:57:41 PM  
1 vote:
[See video bats having oral sex]

Take that Fox News!
2013-04-01 06:25:40 PM  
1 vote:
I approve of this use of the hero tag. Keep takin' care of the ladies, champs!
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