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(Discover)   "Here, we test the hypothesis that masturbation, or Firsthand Autonomous Pleasure (FAP), when performed on a daily basis, can directly lead to weight loss"   ( divider line
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2013-04-01 01:23:38 PM  
17 votes:
One trip to a Fark meetup would disprove this theory.
2013-04-01 01:47:43 PM  
8 votes:
I'm all skin and boner.
2013-04-01 01:26:23 PM  
7 votes:
Yeah if that were actually my mass would be so negative as to create a quantum singulairity
2013-04-01 01:57:39 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-04-01 02:06:46 PM  
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2013-04-01 01:50:14 PM  
4 votes:
Yep... About an ounce at a time.
2013-04-01 01:39:59 PM  
4 votes:
Oh cum on!
2013-04-01 05:37:40 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-04-01 02:40:04 PM  
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2013-04-01 02:01:40 PM  
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2013-04-01 01:46:26 PM  
3 votes:
I always get the placebo in these test.
2013-04-01 01:39:50 PM  
3 votes:
Well, a small amount of weight loss, anyway.
2013-04-01 01:37:59 PM  
3 votes:
Without reading the article I can tell you from personal experience that this does not work. I should be a size zero by now.
2013-04-01 02:42:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-01 01:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
Beat it like it owes you *money*
2013-04-01 01:54:46 PM  
2 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.

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2013-04-01 01:44:37 PM  
2 votes:
Results sadly negative for me.  I WILL TRY HARDER!
2013-04-01 01:38:07 PM  
2 votes:
Cardinal Sin chastized for bishop bashing.
2013-04-01 04:59:52 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-01 04:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
Is that what they meant when they warned you could become obese if you didn't "take care of yourself?"
2013-04-01 04:16:42 PM  
1 vote:

jayphat: 6'3", 132 lbs. Yes, it really does work!

good God.....have you ever heard of FOOD?
2013-04-01 03:22:25 PM  
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2013-04-01 02:43:12 PM  
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2013-04-01 02:43:11 PM  
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If you masturbate 20 times a day, you'll never get out the door.

You may try, but you'll grab hold of the doorknob and pass out.
2013-04-01 02:27:46 PM  
1 vote:
If that were true your average Fark party would look more like this:
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2013-04-01 02:22:09 PM  
1 vote:
Go away, 'batin!
2013-04-01 02:21:29 PM  
1 vote:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Madaynun: A FAP a day keeps the weight away a crusty residue on most of the unwashed towels?


I've got a few socks that by this point could be used as tent stakes.
2013-04-01 02:21:07 PM  
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2013-04-01 01:53:08 PM  
1 vote:
I have to get to "the Gym" in 26 minutes!

/ need less than that
// man I wish this were true
2013-04-01 01:52:45 PM  
1 vote:

sgnilward: This thread is dildoes

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2013-04-01 01:48:20 PM  
1 vote:
If that was the case I'd look like a death camp refugee.
2013-04-01 01:43:36 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty soon, April Fool's Day will be the only day of the year when the news is truthful.
2013-04-01 01:42:29 PM  
1 vote:
Wait wait wait...

It's an acronym?

/thought it was onomatopoeia
2013-04-01 01:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
I find it disturbing that some of you will have to be in the no touch control group.

/Don't think of it as six months of no pleasure, think of it as six months of science.
// good luck,
2013-04-01 01:40:04 PM  
1 vote:
April Fools.
2013-04-01 01:20:37 PM  
1 vote:
This thread is dildoes
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