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(Metro)   Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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23439 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Apr 2013 at 12:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-01 12:10:38 PM  
3 votes:
It sounds very angry. Very angry indeed.
2013-04-01 10:39:06 AM  
3 votes:
Curiousity: now powered by Illudium Q-36
2013-04-01 12:37:31 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-01 12:13:32 PM  
2 votes:
Must have found the remains of his little friend.

He did a good job, and was one day from retirement. Vengeance belongs to Curiosity.
2013-04-01 11:43:22 AM  
2 votes:
There was supposed to be a Mars shattering kaboom...
2013-04-01 11:42:55 AM  
2 votes:
Stupid toaster. Find life faster.
2013-04-01 03:45:30 PM  
1 vote:
New program: destroy any life found. Use laser or get all squishy with the wheels.

//would anyone like some toast?
2013-04-01 03:17:30 PM  
1 vote:
Relax, I'm sure Duck Dodgers and his eager young space cadet are on it.
2013-04-01 12:30:49 PM  
1 vote:

Gabrielmot: These April fools pranks make Fark hard to read today.

I'm clicking on links left and right which are just unfunny thinking that perhaps it was an interesting article with a junky headline on Fark. -But no, that article is just as unfunny and uninteresting.

-This is office level humor at best. -Can't wait for April fools day to end, although, I almost guarantee we'll see this same crap tomorrow with "Sorry we were late, April Fools!"

It's not so bad. Just think of all of those companies that will release horrible financial results today.

Ha ha! We are bankrupt! Everybody, clean out your desks!
No, seriously, clean out your desks. You don't have a job.
2013-04-01 12:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
It sounds like the Mar Rover cuts itself. All it needs to be EMO is a black lipstick and jet black hair with a bang that falls over one eye.
2013-04-01 12:21:02 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
2013-04-01 12:20:04 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Curiousity: now powered by Illudium Q-36

Has someone upgraded it with a Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator?

I think there's a certain guy named Marvin that we should question.
2013-04-01 12:19:02 PM  
1 vote:
i welcome our new mars overlord Mars Rover....King Mars Rover
2013-04-01 12:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
This is why we can't have nice things!
2013-04-01 12:11:20 PM  
1 vote:
Well, Mars had to go sooner or later.
it obstructs our view of Jupiter.
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