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(Metro)   Sick of receiving abuse from trolls on Earth, Mars rover Curiosity says it will destroy the planet   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-01 03:10:21 PM  
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and here I am digging for rocks.
2013-04-01 03:12:36 PM  
 Maybe adding the "Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator" wasn't such a great idea afterall.

I'm guessing there's a certain rabbit who's responsible for this.
2013-04-01 03:17:30 PM  
Relax, I'm sure Duck Dodgers and his eager young space cadet are on it.
2013-04-01 03:40:57 PM  
April fools huh?

That's just what they WANT you to believe. Wake up sheeple!

/Affixes additional tin foil hat to already placed tin foil hat.
//For added protection
2013-04-01 03:42:21 PM  
FYI to Rover: When you intend to destroy a planet, don't tell us you're going to do it, just do it.

Now STFU and GBTW.
2013-04-01 03:45:30 PM  
New program: destroy any life found. Use laser or get all squishy with the wheels.

//would anyone like some toast?
2013-04-01 03:48:18 PM  
So the robot is self aware, this should end well.
2013-04-01 05:51:54 PM  
And here I was assuming that Curiosity would say it will kill the cat.
2013-04-01 05:54:18 PM  

moonscatter: How'd you like it if I turned you into a programmable toaster?!?!?

Don't mess with the toaster.
2013-04-01 06:39:15 PM  

ciberido: moonscatter: How'd you like it if I turned you into a programmable toaster?!?!?

Don't mess with the toaster.

I was looking for this...

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...though my wife would be linking Brave Little Toaster if she were on right now.
2013-04-01 06:59:40 PM  
Conservative humor?
2013-04-01 07:22:14 PM  
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/mercy sakes, it's hawtlinked, what else could it be????
2013-04-01 09:09:21 PM  
They should just rename April Fools Day to "Stupid Day" and get it over with.
2013-04-01 09:21:54 PM  

Kittypie070: mercy sakes

looks like we got us a CONVOY

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