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(Boston.com)   Don't you hate it when you finally get to sleep at 5:00 AM and some jerk starts pounding on your window?   ( boston.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Massachusetts State Police, drunk drivers, sleeps  
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2013-04-01 11:07:17 AM  
he's lucky he wasn't pummeled by a tractor trailer, asleep and stopped in the left lane of a highway like that.
2013-04-01 12:16:15 PM  
Good headline would lol again
2013-04-01 12:20:41 PM  
That's why I try to wedge my truck into someone's living room before I sleep off the booze.
2013-04-01 12:41:40 PM  
Nah. Doesn't bother me. I just speed off....
2013-04-01 12:48:08 PM  
FTFA Alleged second time drunk driver...

Let's see...29...Framingham...2005 Corolla...asleep on 93

I'll go with second time driving drunk this week and roughly the 500th time he's driven drunk.  And they give out trophies for that in Framingham.
2013-04-01 12:48:38 PM  
Sounds quaint, I'm used to some crackhead trying to fark my window.
2013-04-01 01:18:42 PM  
He has a bunch of pics of himself, also of a beer, and his Camry on his facebook page.
2013-04-01 01:32:03 PM  

Shadowtag: Sounds quaint, I'm used to some crackhead trying to fark my window.

Yeah, any of us who have ever lived in a ground-floor apartment think the world ended if there's a night without that shiat.

/never again
//likes silence and opening the curtains
2013-04-01 01:57:16 PM  
I had a neighbor trip on the stairs and break my bedroom window after I had just gotten to sleep at 2am so I'm yada yada.
2013-04-01 02:03:29 PM  
people tried that with me a few times. Never woke up from it.
2013-04-01 02:17:55 PM  
The cops wrecked him by theTip O'Neill Tunnel .

/better than the Santorum Spillway
2013-04-01 02:39:22 PM  
I once worked with a guy from Australia and he told me that he was once out drinking and started to drive home when he realized that he was too drunk to drive so he stopped and went to sleep to sleep it off.  A while later there is this cop knocking on his window.  He rolls down his window and tells the cop that he was working late and was on his way home when he realized that he was too tired to drive and stopped went to sleep.  The cop told him:

"That was very responsible of you, but next time please pull over so that you are not in the middle of the highway".
2013-04-01 03:23:33 PM  
Next time, cap his ass & push him off a bridge. Best thing for all of us.
2013-04-01 04:39:59 PM  
Is that a euphemism?
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