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(Courier Mail)   If you're a grown adult it's kind of sad when your boss bans you from eating lollipops at your desk and makes you drink all your liquids out of a sippy cup   ( couriermail.com.au) divider line
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2013-04-01 07:37:05 AM  
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As a result, the workers are also now experiencing a shocking lack of adverbs.
2013-04-01 01:06:26 PM  
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bdub77: The more responsible thing would be of course to require them to wear diapers too. 30-minute meal breaks and  15-minute breaks are way too long, they can piss into their pants if they need relief. And if they break the rules, they should be put in the naughty room and spanked.

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2013-04-01 09:21:26 AM  
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miss diminutive

Harry Freakstorm: open mouth chewer

This just makes my skin crawl. I was stuck with someone who did that while I was tree planting for an entire summer. He'd always sit across from us and just gnash away at his food, scratch his crotch and pick his ears while watching for mosquitoes to land on his arms so he could squash them. Quite possibly one of the most disgusting human beings I've ever known.


Oh please tell me he's buried under a Georgia Pine sapling. This guy is a know it all kid who lucked his way in to a 90k job. In addition to acting like he's working in his living room, he has the annoying habit of yelling out a question without directing it towards anyone. "Where's the TPS-9 form? WHERE"S THE TPS 9 FORM? I SAID WHERE IS THE TPS 9 FORMS"

Who are you talking to?

Anyone who knows where the TPS-9 forms are.

Did you look on the shared drive in the folder 'TPS-9 Forms'

You think they're there?

I dunno. My very first day here, my mentor told me, if you remember only one thing, it's that the TPS-9 forms are located on the shared drive in a folder marked 'TPS-9 Forms'. I have a post-it note on my computer screen that says "The TPS-9 Forms are located on the shared drive in a folder marked "TPS-9 Forms". That's just in case I stick my head in a running microwave and kill off half my brain cells. That way, I'll always know that the TPS-9 Forms are in a folder on the shared drive labelled 'TPS-9 Forms'"

You know what would make more sense?

Making abortions legal up to, uh, what ever age you are?

If we put all the forms in a folder marked "Forms"

Brilliant! Why don't we put everything on the internet on one page and call it Internet.com?

Sergeant Major: Here here, you to. You get back to work and cease this rhetoric. It's gone on quite long enough. You, young man. What are you doing? Looking at kitty videos on youtube? How is that productive?
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