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(Birmingham Mail)   You are in a coma for 14 months: Does the city C) Evict you from the house you have lived in for 11 years and sell all your stuff   ( birminghammail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-31 10:40:42 PM  
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If we let everyone who is in a coma outof their contractual obligations, all the deadbeats will just go into comas and leave the rest of us to subsidize their irresponsibility.
2013-03-31 10:28:17 PM  
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notmtwain: Well, at least she still has her sense of humor. I think a lot of people would put singing The Proclaimers' "I'm gonna be (500 miles)" high up on the "Best ways to wake up a coma patient" list.

Well if Im ever in a coma play "its a small world" for like an hour before you unplug me. If I dont wake up to choke you I am dead.
2013-03-31 10:47:07 PM  
2 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: When she woke up, she found:

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2013-04-01 12:59:51 AM  
1 vote:
This would have never happened if she had a gun.
2013-03-31 11:56:18 PM  
1 vote:
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Wake me up with Coma Chameleon
2013-03-31 11:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
When she woke up, she found this:
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2013-03-31 11:00:54 PM  
1 vote:
I know, I know, it's serious.
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2013-03-31 10:51:55 PM  
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whatshisname: OtherLittleGuy: When she woke up, she found:

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No, you fool. It says OPEN DON'T. INSIDE DEAD.
2013-03-31 10:40:56 PM  
1 vote:
This sounds improbable.  She was in a British hospital all that time and they were unable to kill her?
2013-03-31 10:34:01 PM  
1 vote:
Really, if I were awaking from a coma, I'd ask to here Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros.
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