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(The Sun)   TV's 40-year-old virgin isn't 40...or a virgin   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-31 12:42:16 PM  
6 votes:
*folds arms* I'm 32, thank you very much.
2013-03-31 12:38:46 PM  
4 votes:
Geez, all they had to do was troll Fark for REAL 40-year old virgins... like the Farker who posted right after me in this thread!

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2013-03-31 02:09:40 PM  
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: cetacei: I'm a legit 41 year old virgin with severe social phobias.  Does anyone want to interview me?

Sure! OK. When did you realize you were a virgin?

And how long have you been a black quarterback?
2013-03-31 10:17:08 AM  
2 votes:
Reality TV is fake. Water is wet.
2013-03-31 12:22:16 PM  
1 vote:

Quantum Apostrophe: That guy is pretty fat, bald and grey for 40.

He's 45 and had sex with a 68 year old therapist.

/prostitution is legal in England, why did he fly to the US?
2013-03-31 12:14:38 PM  
1 vote:
I've got a friend who filmed an episode for one of those People's Court style shows just last week. She said the hardest part was trying to keep a straight face during the judge's improvised rants. The case itself was written from scratch and the "plaintiff" kept mispronouncing "husband's" name. Apparently there aren't any rehearsals for those and the crew REALLY doesn't like when they have to do more than one take because they want to get in as many episodes as possible during each day of filming.

2013-03-31 11:40:13 AM  
1 vote:

weapon13: One day, I got funny looks on the Tube with people pointing at me. Turns out that one of the programs had aired the day before and that I had "died" from my 'infection' 'live' on tv.

The proper response to that is..."I got better".
2013-03-31 11:20:24 AM  
1 vote:
WHA?! People still think those shows are real?!

Generation_D: Done in 1

When did you figure out Reality TV was not "real" ?

For me: Darva Conger and Rick Rockwell on Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire .. the numerous plot flaws (2000) and Junkyard Wars (2000 or 2001) finding a $20,000 brand new boat propeller in a landfill.

About the only one they don't / can't fake much is Deadliest Catch.

When I filmed something for both Channel 4 and the BBC years ago. I was told both times that it was a reconstruction for a documentary on infectious deseases (I looked similar to patient 0).

One day, I got funny looks on the Tube with people pointing at me. Turns out that one of the programs had aired the day before and that I had "died" from my 'infection' 'live' on tv.

Instead of having the word 'reconstruction' at the bottom of the screen, they had the word 'live'.

It wasn't 'live' as we had shot it 5 months before. My last scene was with doctors rushing to 'try' to save my life.

Everything on tv is fake. I don't care how 'real' it looks, it's not.
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