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(Nettavisen)   Turns out "So I Married an Axe Murderer" is a true story   ( divider line
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13626 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Dec 2003 at 1:58 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-12-23 02:28:00 PM  
Including the majestik moose
2003-12-23 02:28:07 PM  
Neurocrat: Oh yeah ... "The Girls are ready ... are you? AXE" - ROFL! That came up when I clicked on "Son killed thief to save his father."

I can't help but wonder about the rap act they keep advertizing on the right side, "2 God Jul". Big white gloved hand drops a present from the sky, whaa?
2003-12-23 02:28:28 PM  
And lets not forget the scottish martial art "Fook you" which I understand consists mostly of headbutting people and kicking them when they're down.

Fun Fact for ya'll, since you're fans. Remember Phil Hartman's line "...but everyone calls me Vicki." That was an in-joke. His wife Brianna's real name was Vicki.

Kinda creepy since she ended up shooting him to death and offing herself.
2003-12-23 02:28:30 PM  
seriously underrated movie (like Office Space or Princess Bride)

"My name is John Johnson but everyone here calls me Vicki."
2003-12-23 02:30:06 PM  

/what more could you have in a movie?
2003-12-23 02:30:17 PM  
Mom, I find it interesting that you call the Weekly World News "the paper."
2003-12-23 02:30:29 PM  
You know what this thread needs? An oversized poster of Atlantic City...Oh look! You have one!
2003-12-23 02:35:31 PM  
Do you actually like haggis?

No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

That was an in-joke. His wife Brianna's real name was Vicki.

I did not know that. Phil Hartman - a truly funny and talented guy, God bless his soul.
2003-12-23 02:37:57 PM  
turns out that "so i married a girl who doesnt want to have sex anymore" is also a true story, based on the tellings of millions of husbands from around the world.
coupled with "chicken soup and my sweet booty for the married mans soul" by A Group of Whores .. hey, its a good read.
2003-12-23 02:40:17 PM  
that woman looks like she washes her hair with Hamm's Beer.
i once worked at a liquor store and a russian woman would buy it by the case and that's what she said she used it for. didn't drink it. WASHED with it. needles to say her "red" hair had the same hue as a traffic cone.
no no, looks good on you though.

my contri-
"It's like Sputnik. Spherical but quite pointy in parts. Ooo, that was a bit offside wasn't it. He'll be cryin himself to sleep tonight on his huuuuge pilla."
(also from memory. love that flick)
2003-12-23 02:44:37 PM  
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2003-12-23 02:44:43 PM  
needles = needless.

2003-12-23 02:44:56 PM  
Newspapers contain facts! This paper contains facts! 'Pregnant man gives birth.' That's a fact!
2003-12-23 02:46:17 PM  
What? She only fot 13 years for whacking her hubby in the head with an Axe 40 times?! Blasted bleeding hearts.
2003-12-23 02:48:47 PM  
It's like an Orange on a toothpick...
2003-12-23 02:54:25 PM  
That movie rocks, very funny.

However, I would really hate to see the result of "at least 40 blows to the head" as I am about to eat lunch.
2003-12-23 02:55:39 PM  
Scottish Hall of Fame!
2003-12-23 02:57:18 PM  
I love that film!! It never fails to crack me up.
2003-12-23 02:58:01 PM  
nutmilk - The wife wasn't the axe murderer in the movie (sorry for the late response)
2003-12-23 03:00:52 PM  
Man, how can you not have anymore pics of Nancy Travis in this thread ? The best movie I saw her in was "Married to the Mob" when she was nekkid for all of 5 seconds. Enough to know there's still some life in ol' Stanley.
2003-12-23 03:02:33 PM  
Now I'm depressed. This thread reminded me that Mike Myers used to be funny.
2003-12-23 03:05:16 PM  
Since this has kinda turned into a movie quote thread, here's my fav:

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."
2003-12-23 03:16:08 PM  
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2003-12-23 03:28:27 PM  
for Lisa_Peace

I repeat, a piper is doon!
2003-12-23 03:29:46 PM  
Anyone notice the AXE ad at the top of the page.

"the girls are ready how about you?"
2003-12-23 03:34:34 PM  

Father (singing): "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy, all you've got to.."
(The piper collapses onto the floor)
Father: "Alright we have a piper who's down. It's alright he's just pissed. We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down!"
Father: "William.....more your head. Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kidding it's like an orange on a toothpick!"
Tony: "Shh. You're going to give the boy a complex..."
Father: "Oh that's a huge noggin'. It's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system!"
Father: "Hauling that gargantuan cranium about. I'm not kidding, that boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical but quick, pointy in parts. Oh that was off-side wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!"
2003-12-23 03:46:49 PM  
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That was a good movie BTW, Before Fat Bastard and Shrek, Mike Myers was doing that scottish voice here. and can't stop himeself!
2003-12-23 04:12:21 PM  
S-A-TUR-DAY night!!

/turn down the Bay City Rollers!
2003-12-23 04:18:49 PM  
Deja vu again... What's up with the double post? I only crick once.
2003-12-23 07:43:25 PM  
56-year-old Simonsen was killed with at least 40 strikes to the head in December of last year.

2003-12-24 01:13:52 AM  
we have a piper down
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