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(In The Capital)   As the Craft Brewers Conference of 2013 wraps up, lets take a look at some of the best epic brewers beards the conference had to offer. Fark: Farker and brewer Cerebral Knievel leads in the tag line   ( inthecapital.com) divider line
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2013-03-30 02:51:20 AM  
that is a damn epic beard...
2013-03-30 02:56:14 AM  
Fark yeah!
2013-03-30 03:06:34 AM  
He's a cool dude to talk to, and his home brewing advice is really helpful on the fark facebook homebrew society group thing. I hope this goes green for him and his beard.
2013-03-30 03:17:07 AM  

violentsalvation: He's a cool dude to talk to, and his home brewing advice is really helpful on the fark facebook homebrew society group thing. I hope this goes green for him and his beard.

Agreed, my beers are far better for knowing this dude.
2013-03-30 03:48:01 AM  
Is there a newsletter a farker could sign up for if said farker happened to be a home brewer and was also interested in this fark facebook homebrew society group thing?
2013-03-30 08:55:39 AM  
Thanks for the kind words so far everyone. CBC13 was a blast!

Sinto' just go to your facebooks and search for the Fork homebrew society. Its a private group
2013-03-30 09:53:36 AM  
2013-03-30 06:29:04 PM  
The Fark Homebrew Society is located on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/groups/125284174288804/ If you Fark, and you Homebrew, annd you got them there Facebooks, you should request to be added to the group

I put up several pictures of some of my adventures at CBC13 this past week, may put up some more as some of the more... entertaing pictures start to float in from my people. One of the more interesting nights was when a bunch of us went out on the GEC Westfalia Customer invite dinner and beer cruise.

AKA, "the Booze Cruise" A rather mythical and sought after, after hours party invite.

One of my co-workers was asking me about the beard, what the ladies thought of it... so I had to tell him that less then 5 minutes prior, the Cruise Director, a very attractive lady approached me with the desire to... stroke the beard. one must always comply and then we had a nice and communal discussion on beard care. yes, you wash and brush your whole head ;)

Mr. Alex was fascinated by that and was amazed to find out that it's actually a  rather common occurrence and request of random women to molest the beard.

so i got up to entertain myself at the complimentary whiskey bar... (fark yea right!?) I'm chatting with the whiskey guys about the this and that, and chatting with some brewers from here and there and another pretty young lady comes from... I have no Idea and giggles out "can I feel your beard?" Absolutely, and I present.. beard gets fondled.. she giggles and asks.. "Okay.. can I get a picture of me feeling the beard and a kiss?"

of course!, how could I refuse THAT!?

so.. these poor brewer guys I'm chatting with, who have now have been witness to everything up to this point, have now been dragged into this event to take the picture.

so she waggles her fingers into my beard and reaches up with her puckered lips, and I kiss her back, just a peck really... no tongue or nothing.. just a little kiss... camera flashes go off, and its over, she hugs and thanks me and runs off, never to be seen again..

So.. I turn back to the guys to try to return to the conversation we were having before the kissing incident but they themselves kinda... hunkered off..

guess the whole thing came off as some kind of alpha male silver back thing...


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@thaitanic, the boss mans finger.. yes, alcohol was involved.
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