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2013-03-29 11:47:26 PM  
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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land! nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this point in time.
2013-03-30 09:23:41 PM  
1 vote:

bigbobowski: lucksi: I think this is the most quoteable movie ever

close. blazing saddles is #1
  where da white whimmin?'

Thing is, The Holy Grail was mostly unobjectionable. Silly and dumb, but unobjectionable. Blazing Saddles is brilliant, but half of their most memorable quotes are things that you can't say in society anymore without being looked at like an asshole or possibly being shot.
2013-03-30 05:33:30 AM  
1 vote:

Ni: Dammit.

11 years of planning for this one moment gone to heck.  You should have seen this coming.
2013-03-30 05:27:40 AM  
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2013-03-30 04:25:06 AM  
1 vote:

CaptSacto: Ni!

They must have wanted a second shrubbery, one slightly higher than the other to create a two layer effect and a path down the middle.

/a path, a path!
2013-03-30 02:06:24 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: FTA: "Upton's brother, Michael Upton, told U-T San Diego that his brother and Vilkin previously argued about trees."

Ah, trees. The familiar of the beguiling Serpent.

/Genesis tried to warn us

Let me guess:  they were arguing about whether they could cut down a tree with a herring?
2013-03-30 01:14:26 AM  
1 vote:

CaptSacto: Ni!

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