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(Athens Banner Herald)   "When the officer turned the man over chicken nuggets fell out of his shirt, and two packages of link sausages fell from his pants." / "The shoplifter asked the officer to kill him, 'which I refused to do,' the officer wrote in his report"   ( onlineathens.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, chicken nuggets, police officers, sausages, package testing, shoplifting  
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4175 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Mar 2013 at 3:48 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-30 03:09:20 AM  
10 votes:
Did the shoplifter get stronger after the cop did not kill him or was that Nietzsche guy wrong about that?
2013-03-30 07:43:46 AM  
3 votes:
I have the same problem when I wear shorts; my sausage and nuggets keep falling out.
2013-03-30 04:37:07 AM  
3 votes:
I was going to ask what his Fark handle is, but then I realized he had deodorant, too.
2013-03-30 04:19:43 AM  
3 votes:
All that but he forgot the loaf of bread, container of milk, and stick of butter?
2013-03-30 07:36:29 AM  
1 vote:

nburghmatt: Jon iz teh kewl: Metalithic: Considering the man is probably mentally ill and not receiving the help he needs, it's really more sad than funny. His actions could indicate he was drunk or high, but if that were so, he would most likely have been charged accordingly, and there was no mention of intoxication.


datura is a hell of a thing, but you're way more apt to steal cheese when you're drunk.

and imaginary cigarettes
2013-03-30 04:49:43 AM  
1 vote:
If he wanted the cop to kill him, all he'd have had to do was start pulling the sausage out of his pants like it was a gun.
2013-03-30 04:08:08 AM  
1 vote:
Where was the spaghetti?
2013-03-30 03:54:21 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of sad mob makes a guy steal cheese and sausage from Kroger's?
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