GopherGuts: Ok, time to ban fire.
lilbjorn: Were they the household that tipped off the media about the NRA robocalls?
iheartscotch: Obviously, one of them brought home a cursed Tiki Idol or something.
jcooli09: What god?
FunkOut: ...Really, any serious conspiracy theorist would realise Bush and Obama are just puppets of the Lizard/Mantis/Grey alliance set to turn all humans into processed food products.
El Hodor: Look, this is obviously part of a massive coverup. Look at these two trees, one at the fire and one at the "alleged" school: THEY ARE EXACTLY THE SAME TREES!!!! HOW CAN THE SAME TREE BE IN TWO DIFFERENT PLACES!!!!! Obviously this is part of an Immuninati coverup to force all christian children to be late term aborted, raised in FEMA death camps, and then turned against us so they can force our guns to gay marry each other.Thanks OBAMA!![hostpicture.eu image 703x241]
Bigjake55: "their pet dog and several baby chickens died. "OK the dog died but the chickens just became dinner.
JasonOfOrillia: God hates children. Just read the bible.
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