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(News.com.au)   Man tries to kill woman by putting poison in her shoes - thereby becoming her arch nemesis   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2013-03-28 06:53:14 PM  
topping the shiatty jokes in this thread would take quite a feat
2013-03-28 07:29:12 PM  
Ah yup. That there headline's a keepa.

2013-03-28 08:07:24 PM  
The things people do over lovers spats.
2013-03-28 08:15:53 PM  
AND NOW FOR SCIENCE: hydrofluoric acid (HF)  interferes with nerve function, meaning that burns may not initially be painful. Accidental exposures can go unnoticed, delaying treatment and increasing the extent and seriousness of the injury. Once absorbed into blood through the skin, it reacts with blood calcium and may cause cardiac arrest. Burns with areas larger than 25 square inches have the potential to cause serious systemic toxicity from interference with blood and tissue calcium levels.

/now you know, bouya...
2013-03-28 08:33:54 PM  
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2013-03-28 08:39:55 PM  
HF gets absorbed through your skin, but you don't notice it for hours later.   It attacks your bones as an oxidiser basically dissolving them.   Definitely the worst acid I've worked with in the semiconductor industry.  Nitric burns the worst, sulfuric is bad, so is hydrochloric but they all rinse off eventually.   if you get sulfuric on your clothes and don't notice you will see where it splashed after you put the clothes through your washing machine.   Dumbass kid working for me showed up with half his waistband eaten away and his underwear band hanging out.
2013-03-28 08:58:14 PM  
Who poisons a shoe? I mean really????
2013-03-28 09:01:03 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard!

Headline of the year material!
2013-03-28 09:03:44 PM  
"Man tries to kill his arch nemesis" would have been HOTY. Good pun but botched the execution.
2013-03-28 10:19:27 PM  
Since he didn't succeed, I suppose now  he's experiencing the agony of de feet.
2013-03-28 10:22:03 PM  
laid back w/bud light:  Definitely the worst acid I've worked with in the semiconductor industry.

would like a word:
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2013-03-28 10:39:04 PM  
After reading the headline I was wondering if Farkers would think it was an HOTY candidate, which I didn't quite feel it was, or simply a corny pun.

And the picture in the Boobies had me laughing for 10 minutes. Good on ya, Fark.
2013-03-29 12:55:33 AM  
Who poisons a shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman.

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2013-03-29 02:00:11 AM  
I hope he burns in heel
2013-03-29 09:35:45 AM  
Fortunately she's the sole survivor.
2013-03-29 04:44:39 PM  
this thread is done, I don't think you can shoe horn in another pun
2013-03-29 07:51:32 PM  
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2013-03-29 11:06:32 PM  
He sounds like a fungi, but he could use some polish.
2013-03-30 01:32:02 PM  
I could cobble together a better plan, you have to put your sole into these things, foot.
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