I_C_Weener: Tyrone, you know how I love to watch you work. But I've got my country's 500th anneversary to plan, my wedding to attend, my bride to murder and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Shostie: brap: Encyclopedia and The Case of The Masked Dizzy Cow Scrubber With Possible Intentions of Whittling or Opening Cans For Seventeen Cats Because Son Held Hostage By Unnamed From Past with Metal Implement Pricipal Caught Sayoff Eggplant Carnie Boardlick.I think I read that one.Turns out that ne'er do well Bugs Meanie did it.
blatz514: While he was being held, Morris, who had a torch strapped to his head and was also carrying blue rope and a pen knife, put on a foreign accent and said: "Me-me-steal-ear-tags. Me-me-look-at-tags."
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