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(Omaha World Herald)   KFC employee leaves six days worth of deposits in a sports car with doors that don't lock, tells police they were stolen. That he spent a couple of days at bars drinking had nothing to do with it   ( omaha.com) divider line
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2013-03-28 11:12:43 AM  
4 votes:
That's $50 he'll never get back.
2013-03-28 10:22:47 AM  
3 votes:
His ass is fried, extra crispy.
2013-03-28 10:18:31 AM  
2 votes:
I hope he enjoys his new job making license plates.
2013-03-28 02:18:09 PM  
1 vote:

Pinner: Oh. Glad I read the article.
I thought he shiat in someone's car for six days... or something

I was going to ask were the deposits solid or runny?  Did they have corn in them?
2013-03-28 12:21:23 PM  
1 vote:
Pot pie ... mmmm ...

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2013-03-28 12:19:44 PM  
1 vote:
Reminds me of a neighbor I had at one time.  Not even sure what he did for a living, but he came knocking on my door one night  around 10pm to tell me that his car was broken into and the receipts form the business where he worked had been stolen.  He warned me to keep an eye on my vehicle...cuz...robbers.  Now, I only knew the guy's first name, didn't know where he worked, he had never been to my house; in fact, my ONLY interaction with him was waving as I drove in or out of the neighborhood...and he's warning me to watch my car (cuz...robbers), in a nice, low crime neighborhood.

After he left, my wife asked me what was going on, and I told her "I don't know, looks like Ben stole money from his boss and he's trying to cover his ass...or something."

2013-03-28 11:51:48 AM  
1 vote:

Maxor: The town I grew up in to this day has a weird thing where all the bussinesses save resturants close at 2pm on Thursdays. I could see not making a deposit if you didn't want to use the drop slit. Miss Friday for some reason, Sat and Sunday ok unless you are making the drop before noon on sat I get not making it especially if say the manager isn't there and you've got an assistant that follows rules to the letter. That would give you 5 days on a Monday. Then again with cash tallies being deceased due to increased use of cards do you still have a big reason for daily or near daily deposits?

I love me some drop slit.
2013-03-28 11:36:48 AM  
1 vote:

Ned Stark: Being an employee, I WANT to argue this, but my managers make it really damn hard.

PizzaJedi81: Being a manager, I WANT to argue this, but my employees make it really damned hard.

would lol again
2013-03-28 11:29:35 AM  
1 vote:

Ned Stark: my managers make it really damn hard.

Why? Are they sexy or something?
2013-03-28 11:28:16 AM  
1 vote:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Most money I've ever carried at any one time was when I worked for a retail company. I was still in highschool and for one reason or another the store manager trusted me to carry that nights deposit which had to the tune of around 90k dollars in it. How you could trust a 16 year old with that amount of cash astounds me to this day.

Long story short, people in retail and food service are often pretty dumb

Being an employee, I WANT to argue this, but my managers make it really damn hard.
2013-03-28 11:23:39 AM  
1 vote:

FullMetalPanda: Did anyone try out their pot pie...

I figured I would give it a shot.  So it's just the pie crust on top, nice and flakey... but the rest is the tin.  And the damn "pie" isn't filled up all the way.  And the damn thing is freaking hot.  You have to wait an hour to even try to eat it without burning yourself.  And they freaking charge way too much for what you get...

Serves you right for trying to consume KFC.
2013-03-28 11:23:33 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds legit.
2013-03-28 10:51:18 AM  
1 vote:
So the sports cars doors were stolen?
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