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(Reuters)   Does your chewing gum help your colon bounce right back from surgery?   ( reuters.com) divider line
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2475 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Mar 2013 at 8:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-28 05:59:50 AM  
sugar free gum is also laxative free, RIGHT??  no sorry that's why it's sugar free, cause we replace the sugar with alaxative
2013-03-28 06:10:56 AM  
I used Silly Putty after a particularly bad post-Taco Bell prolapse.
2013-03-28 08:50:04 AM  
And does it lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?
2013-03-28 08:51:53 AM  
I don't know about that, but it does lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.
2013-03-28 09:05:16 AM  

stoutdrinker: I don't know about that, but it does lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight.

*shakes tiny fist*

/but does your colon lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
2013-03-28 09:07:40 AM  
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2013-03-28 09:59:59 AM  
No, but it makes my crap smell minty fresh.
2013-03-28 10:01:30 AM  
If you have an incredible surgeon, (even if he was a total asswipe, but then who could be a colon surgeon and not be an asswipe huh?  //pun intended)  then you have a laparascopic colectomy like I did and you leave the hospital on the 3rd post operative day and then discover your spouse was the lying coont/prick you thought they was but could not prove until you were in a  very vulnerable place.  Hurrah for colon cancer.

//week in the hospital my left huevo
2013-03-28 10:11:11 AM  
Great, now I have Valby music going through my head.

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/Wanna chew some?
//Fresh from my bum.
2013-03-28 10:20:35 AM  
Depends on where you're putting it.
2013-03-28 01:54:36 PM  
Wow, obscure reference, Subby. I forgot about that song.
2013-03-28 09:35:56 PM  
Rectum, hell, his colon almost killed him.

/i'll be here all week
//try the lamb curry, it's not human flesh
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