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(Metro)   Apparently, 1000 women like Hugh Hefner the same way they like their like money - green and wrinkled   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-03-28 09:10:46 AM  
3 votes:
Considering his fame, fortune, and access to women, he could hit a thousand women in 3 years just by sleeping with a different one every night. Double, triple them up and spread them over several decades and 1000 doesn't seem out of reach at all.
2013-03-28 10:38:28 AM  
1 vote:
green, wrinkled and packed full of Viagra more failed marriages than one can count with a filthy house full of horny Hollywood stars looking to stick their dicks in anything they can find.

//the carpet and rugs in the mansion are said to be bio-hazards.
2013-03-28 09:40:10 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Hefner, you're no Wilt Chamberlain.

/Still, he's had it pretty good.
2013-03-28 09:15:11 AM  
1 vote:
Serious Money...with lots of BIG things.
Fame...Icon level.
Connected to politicians and celebs globally
Intelligence...known to be a deep thinker
Constant media
Constant parties
Makes living being around beautiful women who like taking off their clothes off often.

Nope, I can see no reason why many ladies would like to have sex with him...or why he would have so many available to him over decades of the same status.
Go figure
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