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(TreeHugger)   Although it means you aren't very good at your job, you are truly a hardcore animal smuggler if you get caught smuggling more than 10-percent of an entire species of turtles   ( treehugger.com) divider line
    More: Weird, critically endangered species, environmental crime, smugglers, exotic pet, environmental crimes, Deputy Director  
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2013-03-28 09:30:43 AM  
smugglers. what r u coin? smugglers. stahp.
2013-03-28 09:34:51 AM  
It's a losing proposition, but one you can't refuse.
2013-03-28 09:44:18 AM  
C'mon Subby. Turtle =/= tortoise.
2013-03-28 09:46:08 AM  
I was waiting to be told he had stuffed them down his pants and was discovered when one latched on to a ball.
2013-03-28 09:49:47 AM  

Lurky McLurkerton: C'mon Subby. Turtle =/= tortoise.

Not according to Decker.
2013-03-28 09:50:49 AM  
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2013-03-28 10:09:21 AM  

Lurky McLurkerton: C'mon Subby. Turtle =/= tortoise.


All animals with a shell and backbone are classified as turtles, and the word turtle is used to describe all members.
2013-03-28 10:11:48 AM  
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2013-03-28 10:31:58 AM  

Lurky McLurkerton: C'mon Subby. Turtle =/= tortoise.

You're not helping, lurky. Why are you not helping?

Describe in single words only the good things that come to mind about... Your mother.
2013-03-28 10:43:21 AM  
WTF is it with Asians and their 'pets'?  Why do you try to keep the rare, endangered, and nasty animals in your homes?  Not even juggalos keep scorpions and cottonmouths.
2013-03-28 10:50:08 PM  
A tortoise is a turtle but a turtle isn't necessarily a tortoise.

Think of turtle more like order and tortoise like genus.
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