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(Opposing Views)   Tunisian preacher: You should be stoned for posting topless photos to Facebook. Women: "Our tits are deadlier than your stones"   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
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2013-03-27 10:11:15 PM  
5 votes:
All she said were that her tits were good enough for Jehovah
2013-03-28 01:54:36 AM  
4 votes:
Under Islamic law, if a man sees a women's tits they have to be lopped off, and if the man is unmarried, he must be blinded, and if he has touched those tits then his hands must be cut off. And if you then get caught rubbing your stumpy arms up against the flat surface area of a woman's former breast location, well, it's really bad for you then.
2013-03-28 01:42:30 AM  
3 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: "Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!

The only game where penis beats itself!
2013-03-28 10:31:49 AM  
2 votes:

bagumpity: Wouldn't it be cool if women had eyes on their nipples?  That way, when they said "hey! my eyes are up here, asshole!" we'd be able to say "no. not they're not.  I'm looking right at them."

Lay back down Buddy, we'll get some fluids in you and you'll be ok
2013-03-28 11:51:29 AM  
1 vote:

fanbladesaresharp: squibbits: Salafi preacher Adel Almi said, "According to God's law, she deserves 80 to 100 lashes, but what she committed is worth much more than that. She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic."

Once again... "epidemic" is used to make mountains out of... umm.... hills.

I can't wait until some other galaxy-faring waywanders get a "flat tire" on our planet during their worm-holing and jump out and question some of the bullshiat we put up with or promote.

But then, it could also go the other way with that. All hallow the Orri and their craptrap.

/How fast can we get to Mars yet?

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I'm told it takes 2 weeks.
2013-03-28 02:44:30 AM  
1 vote:

demaL-demaL-yeH: Gordon Bennett: Interestingly, I believe that preachers who attempt to terrorise women into covering their bountiful and beautiful bodies should be stoned.

As a peaceful sort not wishing to incite violence I should clear up that by that I mean they indulge in a wee bit of vegetable-based relaxation and have a good think about why they want to be so oppressive.

We can even be extra nice and send along delivery kittens to help.

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Given his extreme reaction to breasts, he'll probably kill them and blame it on God.

I sometimes mention God when I'm killing them.
2013-03-28 02:11:07 AM  
1 vote:
The correct answer is always tits.
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2013-03-28 02:04:12 AM  
1 vote:
"She deserves to be stoned to death and she must be quarantined because what she did is an epidemic.  She is like someone suffering from a serious and contagious illness and she must be secluded and treated."

In that order?
2013-03-28 02:03:15 AM  
1 vote:
My stones are decidedly titillated.
2013-03-28 02:02:53 AM  
1 vote:
boobs are better than bombs
2013-03-28 01:56:55 AM  
1 vote:

do it for allah

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2013-03-28 01:54:27 AM  
1 vote:
"But many religious leaders don't care if it was taken in the country or not, and are ready to take the law into their own hands."

Funny... so are we.

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2013-03-28 01:50:24 AM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: She's got a weird body, but the tits are nice.  NSFW

She's got large tracts of kidneys.
2013-03-28 01:39:03 AM  
1 vote:
I think everybody should get stoned more often.
2013-03-27 09:31:37 PM  
1 vote:
"Rock, titty, penis" could become a new playground game!
2013-03-27 09:17:27 PM  
1 vote:
They are if you get those implants.
2013-03-27 08:56:32 PM  
1 vote:
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