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(Yahoo)   The FBI would like to clarify that the recently discovered memo sent to Hoover in 1950 which stated that three flying saucers with pilots inside crashed near Roswell NM, in no way means that flying saucers crashed near Roswell NM, no sir, no how   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, FBI, Roswell NM, Roswell, New Mexico, UFO, memoranda  
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2013-03-27 08:35:33 PM  
Sweet, now Peet and RePete now come with the exact same headline!
2013-03-27 08:35:35 PM  
2013-03-27 08:35:44 PM  
The truth repeat is out there....
2013-03-27 08:36:04 PM  
Can mod clarify that this hasn't been posted before?
2013-03-27 08:36:06 PM  
I thought was having a stroke.
2013-03-27 08:36:07 PM  
Clearly it was code that his planned cross-dressing threesome at the Albuquerque Holiday Inn were a go.
2013-03-27 08:36:26 PM  
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2013-03-27 08:36:31 PM  
must be some kind of temporal causality drive
2013-03-27 08:37:09 PM  
A repeat? Thank God! I thought the Altzheimer's was cutting in.
2013-03-27 08:37:32 PM  
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2013-03-27 08:37:33 PM  
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2013-03-27 08:37:47 PM  
Its like dejavoo all over again.
2013-03-27 08:37:52 PM  

maltedmothball: must be some kind of temporal causality drive

The Large Hadron Collider sent the memo back in time like it did the dinosaur bones, to test our faith and make us turn from God.
2013-03-27 08:38:09 PM  
Clearly the mods started drinking early...
2013-03-27 08:40:02 PM  
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2013-03-27 08:42:05 PM  

maltedmothball: must be some kind of temporal causality drive

More like an infinite improbability drive. Now this thread is going to be everywhere at once. And Drew hired an infinite amount of typing monkeys to modmin.
2013-03-27 08:42:41 PM  
Hello... hello... hello...
Echo... echo... echo...
2013-03-27 08:45:12 PM  
2013-03-27 08:45:15 PM  
The fact that this thread WAS GREEN and then mysteriously turned RED proves:

A. That flying saucers ARE REAL, and;
B. That Drew is an evil extraterrestrial

/Mind your sphincters, Farkers
2013-03-27 09:07:48 PM  
I probably shouldn't apologize, but...

I never intended this to go green. I thought the headline looked well over the 250-character limit, so I re-submitted it, figuring it would be kicked out.T he netbook that I use at work doesn't have a word processor that can do a character count, so... um... heh heh...

Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.

/blush, blush
//don't hurt me
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