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(KSN Wichita)   What's the deal with these kids today, with their hair, and their music, and their teacher-poisoning?   ( ksn.com) divider line
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5235 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2013 at 5:53 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-27 06:31:20 PM  
4 votes:
Poor teachers. You have sex with a student and you go to jail. You do not have sex with a student and they poison you.
2013-03-27 06:31:37 PM  
2 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: vsavatar: My older brother told me about this one kid who put LSD in his shop teacher's coffee.  Apparently he went insane in class and started screaming and running around the room like a madman.  I had that teacher almost 20 years later, and frankly the guy deserved it, as he was a complete dick.  He was fired a few years after I left for assaulting a student.

Um, it's possible he was never the same again after being poisoned.  Some people react very badly--and permanently--to LSD,

That's a vicious rumor started by the pink- and purple-spotted elephants that fly over my house every day.
2013-03-27 06:35:29 PM  
1 vote:
Hand sanatizer?  Man what is wrong with kids these days?  Back when I was a youngster we used cyanide if we wanted it done quick and anti-freeze if we wanted it done slow.
2013-03-27 06:18:17 PM  
1 vote:
They don't know what the jazz is all about.
2013-03-27 06:10:59 PM  
1 vote:
Boy, kids are stupid. There's ricin, cyanide(do this while serving almond cookies). iodine, mercury....Hand sanitizer? Please.
2013-03-27 06:10:26 PM  
1 vote:
When she started farting bubbles she knew something was wrong.
2013-03-27 06:08:36 PM  
1 vote:
Teacher, leave the drinks alone
2013-03-27 04:59:33 PM  
1 vote:
They were just trying to cleanse her soul.

/lil darlins they are
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