Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Sun Sentinel)   Glazed over DUI suspect, 51, caught doing donuts in a damaged Jeep that was missing a tire found herself in a hole   ( divider line
    More: Florida, jeeps, doughnuts, tires, relaxed pronunciation  
•       •       •

4990 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2013 at 4:14 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Smartest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-03-27 06:27:01 PM  
1 vote:
Cop cliche's aside, the wunnerful thing about being 51, is that you are finally free the one thing that has commandeered your priorities since puberty... you simply don't care about sex. Oh sure, it'd be great and I have a ton of great memories - however the simplistic pleasure of being able to do what I want, when I want, watch what I want, etc is 100% my choice. My dick has finally shut up. It's incredibly liberating really. And the money/time saved is equally appreciated. Oh sure, online 'resources' are helpful in achieving this blissful state, but the endorphin rush(es) take a backseat to the aforementioned benefits. It's like finding a key to the shackles you've been wearing for 35+ years.

/rambling old man rant
//I know this, but I simply don't care - and I love the liberation of it all
2013-03-27 06:04:45 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Buttons: Surprised "smoking hot" wasn't used in the headline.

//welcome to fark.jpg

She may not be smoking or hot, but she's not to bad for 51. Of course I have a dozen years on her, so I'd hit it.
But only if it took just two beers to get her to " I don't know where I am". Us old people are tight with our money.
2013-03-27 04:29:18 PM  
1 vote:

caddisfly: Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?

img219.imageshack.usView Full Size
2013-03-27 04:20:47 PM  
1 vote:
Can we ban Sun Sentinel links until they remove their paywall?
Displayed 4 of 4 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.