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(Indiana Gazette)   Welome to Wal-Mart, please don't shoot the deer that happen to be in our parking lot   ( indianagazette.com) divider line
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2013-03-27 12:25:34 PM  
2 votes:

walkerhound: Why does the government get to decide when someone can and can't harvest an animal?

Masturbate in public
2013-03-27 04:42:59 PM  
1 vote:
Moran, Hit it with your truck for a legal redneck public hunt with no gun charges.
2013-03-27 02:00:38 PM  
1 vote:

redmid17: My group of friends is always willing to walk someone through field dressing, but the person who shot the deer always has to do it. Reap what you sew, as it were. We don't invite people to come with us if they won't do it themselves. YMMV

In my family, the first deer killed is field dressed by an experienced hunter with the rookie hunter watching closely.  The next deer the rookie is responsible for dressing.  My cousins ex-husband wouldn't hunt with us after he shot his first one because of this rule.  I really didn't like being around him anyway.
2013-03-27 01:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

Earl of Chives: Most of PA is for all intents and purposes the south. And yes, they are teh stupid.

As others have put it, you have Pittsburgh on one side, Philly on the other, and Kentucky in the middle.
2013-03-27 12:59:29 PM  
1 vote:

fawlty: well, that puts an end to all you Libs arguing that you don't use handguns to hunt.

nice to note that this was in Pa. and not in the South so we don't have to hear all ya'll's "people from the south are teh stupid" comments.

There is a reason we call that part of PA "Pennsyltucky"
2013-03-27 12:57:45 PM  
1 vote:

Rezurok: Real Women Drink Akvavit: Awww, geez. I don't know a single responsible hunter that would be OK with this little tidbit FTA: "The defendant pursued the deer through the parking lot and across Old William Penn Highway, where he killed the deer. The defendant then loaded the deer into his vehicle and took it to a meat processor for butchering,"

If you don't know how to field dress your own game you shouldn't be allowed to shoot anything more lively than an empty beer can.

/unless it was comin' right for ya, of course

It doesn't specify one way or the other.  I don't know that the article needs to state "He then spent 30 minutes removing various viscera from the deer's abdominal cavity.  Witnesses state he was seen holding his nose and cursing profusely, which led several onlookers to believe he may have punctured the animal's stomach."

It would have been so much more amusing, though. I do have to admit that the idea of endangering your own life by running across a road to get a 10-pointer after already missing it repeatedly in a WalMart parking lot is amusing, but only in the "that guy's Darwin Award nomination is going to crack me up some day" kind of way.

/if he'd done that in Florida, how many people you think would have felt threatened and returned fire?
//shoot out at the WalMart Parking Cart Corral!
2013-03-27 12:52:55 PM  
1 vote:
With bad publicity like this.... I may pull my Goose Blind out of the Home Depot Parking lot.
2013-03-27 12:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
He never would have hit it at Target.
2013-03-27 12:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
There's a herd of antelope that sometimes comes down from their usual haunts on the golf course to the local Wal-mart. Graze on the manicured green grass, maybe do a little shopping...snicker at the folks grinding their teeth because so far nobody's pulled a stunt like TFA with them...

I rather like seeing them, actually...
2013-03-27 12:21:30 PM  
1 vote:
Why does the government get to decide when someone can and can't harvest an animal?  Big government stepping all over our Constitutional rights again.
2013-03-27 12:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
Do you really think he's gonna let the next guy who actually came out early to buy a permit come out of that walmart and bag it? I think not.
2013-03-27 12:12:00 PM  
1 vote:
The deer ran around a corner of the store, and Bianco hopped out of the truck, gun in hand, and "began firing multiple rounds at the deer,"

Aw man, does anyone have video of that?
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