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(Chicago Trib)   University's supercomputer debuts at 11.6 quadrillion calculations per second, or to put that in terms the average user can understand, roughly 2.7 million porn downloads per hour   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, supercomputers, calculations, National Science Foundation  
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1348 clicks; posted to Geek » on 27 Mar 2013 at 1:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-27 03:07:38 PM  
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But it's still on dial-up
2013-03-27 01:19:21 PM  
2 votes:

Sybarite: Does anybody need that much porno?

I understand all the words, but your question makes no sense.
2013-03-27 08:40:55 PM  
1 vote:
Does it have to be connected to the Internet in order to work?
2013-03-27 02:33:39 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: Who downloads porn?

You upload it?
2013-03-27 02:18:28 PM  
1 vote:
And boy are my arms tired.
2013-03-27 01:56:18 PM  
1 vote:

Metalupis: ummm, computation speed does not equal download speed

Fine... we'll just convert it to parsecs.
2013-03-27 01:35:08 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: Does anybody need that much porno?

You can never be too rich, too thin or have too much porn

2013-03-27 01:32:29 PM  
1 vote:

TinyFist: The whole "porn on the internet" meme has gotten so old.

Now if somewhere were to discover how to ACTUALLY put porn on the net, that would be AWESOME!!

Net porn is better than gross porn.

/finance pun!
2013-03-27 12:34:16 PM  
1 vote:
I can still outfap it.

/3rd degree friction burns
2013-03-27 12:11:06 PM  
1 vote:
Who downloads porn?
2013-03-27 11:31:43 AM  
1 vote:
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 27th of March 2013. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

/proud Illini alum
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