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(NBC Philadelphia)   Man charged with 13 DUIs finally goes to state prison. Says he can't wait for the 14th when he gets out because 13 really is an unlucky number   ( nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line
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3764 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2013 at 10:16 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-27 12:41:19 PM  
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This reminds me of a story my sister told me.  She was prosecuting some old guy that kept running people off the road.  The Judges kept sentencing him to traffic school.  She said "Your honor the problem is not that he doesn't know the traffic laws it's that he is a jerk."  He still got sentenced to traffic school.  Fortunately a little accident happened to his car involving multiple rounds from a 12 gauge shotgun int the engine compartment.  His Social Security wasn't enough to fix it so he was off the road.  She suspected a cop might have done it but the list of people who had reason to vandalize his car was very long and the interest in finding the culprit very short.
2013-03-27 10:35:20 AM  
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I think I know why I stay off main page threads. Poor Happy Hours is going to get a bunch of shiat for being honest.
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