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(Bitten and Bound)   Sofia Vergara tweeted her new hair hue ... sexy summer blonde   ( bittenandbound.com) divider line
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2013-03-27 01:32:51 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-27 11:19:38 AM  
2 votes:
She's naturally blonde.  She started dyeing her hair dark because Hollywood expected latino women to have dark hair.

No matter what colour she chooses:  me gusto mucho.
2013-03-27 11:11:37 AM  
2 votes:
I used to fap it to her back in the day when she was on "Fuera de Serie" or whatever it was on Univision. She'd prance around in thong bikinis, looking all hot and such.

//before the internet, the spanish channel was always a good source of inspiration..
2013-03-27 09:49:20 AM  
2 votes:
Like the fist of an angry god!

/for a whole two minutes!
2013-03-28 04:01:49 AM  
1 vote:

theflatline: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

She started at as most do, low rent bikini model, then got a drug dealer boyfriend who got her on TV, hooked up with Tom Cruise, then her story wrote it self.

I find it interesting that you actually believe that A) she was truly banging Tom Cruise and that B) it somehow HELPED her career that she refused to be his fake wife
2013-03-27 11:27:24 PM  
1 vote:

drewogatory: Christian Bale: theflatline: All of those pics are a decade old, back in the day when she was a bikini model and banging Tom Cruise.

I need to start a dating service in Colombia for you guys, cause she is kinda of a dime a dozen chick in Medellin.

cut the b.s. You know some whores that look like her if you're totally shiatfaced, maybe.

My SO's dad was stationed in Columbia for a few years. He's exaggerating, but not by much.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's great. I'm willing to believe there are hordes of Shakiras running around down there, but not Vergaras. That is not dime a dozen T & A.

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2013-03-27 04:20:19 PM  
1 vote:
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Oh You!!
2013-03-27 01:02:04 PM  
1 vote:
I'll be in her bunk.

(Is that stalking?)
2013-03-27 12:17:48 PM  
1 vote:

mysticcat: She has hair?  I never noticed.

Me either...

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2013-03-27 12:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
¡Fuera De Serie!

2013-03-27 11:38:33 AM  
1 vote:
But no word on if the carpet matches the drapes.
2013-03-27 11:35:32 AM  
1 vote:

Rann Xerox: I would dearly love to be the quivering meat in a Sofia Vergara/Salma Hayek sammich.

I would pay child support and alimony the rest of my life, live with family members and die alone with a really solid World of Warcraft account for that one sammich.
2013-03-27 11:35:28 AM  
1 vote:
Has anyone mentioned she has a totally tongue-punchable fart box?
2013-03-27 11:23:46 AM  
1 vote:

Dancin_In_Anson: basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........

I hear ya brother.

2013-03-27 11:08:37 AM  
1 vote:
She actually is a natural blond. And even without make up she is GORGEOUS.

/ I hate her
2013-03-27 11:06:48 AM  
1 vote:
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/It's a bad day not to have hand lotion!
2013-03-27 11:04:28 AM  
1 vote:
I would hit that so hard that she'd squeeze her eyes so tight that her eyebrows would become oddly thick and elongated.
2013-03-27 10:54:11 AM  
1 vote:
Hola Sofia, me ilamo Roy.  Hopefully that's all the Espanol I will need and for future pic posts please zoom out slightly and tilt down, feeling free to wear less clothing.  Gracias.
2013-03-27 10:52:23 AM  
1 vote:
She is just...
...so pretty.
2013-03-27 10:42:30 AM  
1 vote:
I'd let her clean up on my drapes, that's how bad I'd want that poon
2013-03-27 10:42:04 AM  
1 vote:

basemetal: Oh hell, if I got within smelling distance it might only take 5 secs..........

I hear ya brother.
2013-03-27 10:29:44 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-27 10:20:19 AM  
1 vote:
I have no idea who she is but that's a lovely update on the Veronica Lake do.
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