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(The Tennessean)   Tennessee is now #1 in meth use. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Missouri   ( tennessean.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Missouri, U.S. Government Accountability Office, undue burden, Jeff Long  
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3820 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2013 at 1:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-26 01:50:06 PM  
12 votes:
Rankings are meaningless.  It's all about the tournament.
2013-03-26 02:01:59 PM  
7 votes:
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2013-03-26 02:03:35 PM  
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2013-03-26 03:22:01 PM  
4 votes:
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Of all the stupid shiat I did as a yoot, I'm glad I was smart enough to only do this shiat once.
2013-03-26 02:00:56 PM  
3 votes:

mysticcat: Rankings are meaningless.  It's all about the tournament.

Cops busted my bracket.  :(
2013-03-26 02:15:52 PM  
2 votes:

offacue: By definition, one of these 50 great United States has to be #1.  If not Tennessee or Missouri, which of the remaining 48 should it be and why?

I prefer the W.V. meth, myself.  It has less Drano and a much higher battery acid content.  Sure, it costs more, but I'll be dead or in jail in 5 years anyway.
2013-03-26 08:52:12 PM  
1 vote:
Math is really important in Missouri.
For example, let's say that you need 5 grams of meth to sell at $25 a gram to pay off the rent for your trailer and you have 20 boxes of Sudafed stashed away and you want to convert that.  Assuming you have a 50-75% conversion rate of pseudoephedrine to meth, each Sudafed pill has 30mg of pseudoephedrine, and there are 10 pills in each box, will you have enough to make 5 grams of meth?  If not, how much squirrel meat would you have to sell at $5 per pound to cover the rest?
Oh, you mean meth.
My bad.
2013-03-26 04:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
This actually does surprise me. Born and raised in the Nashville area, and my Mom's side of the family are drug addicts and alcoholics. Maybe the meth is elsewhere in the state. It could be why country music is so popular here. Maybe on meth it's normal and good.
2013-03-26 04:22:19 PM  
1 vote:

Marcintosh: well that 'splains a lot.

oh and yes bikini thread pls+thnx

But, pleeeeeze, no meth babes in bikinis.  I likes my wimmenfolk with some bosoms and physical beauty and not looking like Iggy Pop...
2013-03-26 03:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
yeah, but Drew is only in Tennessee for a few weeks, it will go back to normal when he leaves.
2013-03-26 03:27:42 PM  
1 vote:

Lionel Mandrake: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x212]

Of all the stupid shiat I did as a yoot, I'm glad I was smart enough to only do this shiat once.

They should do a Faces of Math photo gallery, showing how a geek gets fatter and his glasses get thicker the deeper he delves into the world of math addiction.

/yes, i just pulled this out of my asymptote
2013-03-26 03:07:29 PM  
1 vote:

FTGodWin: Says who? Show me!

2013-03-26 02:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
Says who? Show me!
2013-03-26 02:36:28 PM  
1 vote:
it seems to have pretty much burned itself out around here. everyone's dead, went to prison for their five years, or just gave it up

sleeping and eating is good, kids

carpet surfing and window peeping for shadow people not so much
2013-03-26 02:22:02 PM  
1 vote:
I find it odd how many fat people do meth.
2013-03-26 02:16:14 PM  
1 vote:

GAT_00: Back to #1.  We've been trading with Missorah for a few years now.

Misery loves company.
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