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(Click Orlando)   Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water: Suicide squid bombers   ( clickorlando.com) divider line
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2013-03-26 01:17:54 PM  
"Suicide Squid Bombers" sounds like chunks of alcohol-infused sushi.
2013-03-26 01:50:41 PM  
It's either that or

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2013-03-26 02:12:37 PM  
Bomb The Bass updated to Bomb The Squid?
2013-03-26 02:17:26 PM  
Suicide Squid Bombers: New band name?
2013-03-26 02:19:15 PM  
Here's the sick squid I owe you.
2013-03-26 02:20:05 PM  
I'm just saying, be careful the next time you start chucking fireballs at the bloopers, Mario.
2013-03-26 02:23:53 PM  
It's the Cephalopocalypse!
2013-03-26 02:26:07 PM  
You have a typo there, Subby. If it can explode, it's a squib, not squid.
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2013-03-26 02:29:25 PM  
Summer blockbuster.
2013-03-26 02:29:49 PM  
Cthulhu Ackbar!
2013-03-26 02:30:45 PM  
Mon Calamari!!!
2013-03-26 02:30:58 PM  
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I blame the Romanovs or Yuri
2013-03-26 02:34:04 PM  
Anyone else read that as 'suicide squad bombers' and wondered what Plastique's doing now?
2013-03-26 02:34:05 PM  
The next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain.

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2013-03-26 02:38:39 PM  
Why do they show a picture of a cuttlefish in a story about a squid?
2013-03-26 02:46:36 PM  
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Gettin' pretty tired of your shiat.

2013-03-26 02:49:54 PM  
This many comments and no "it's a trap?!"
2013-03-26 02:53:25 PM  

I got nuthin.
2013-03-26 02:55:52 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [media.moddb.com image 200x150]

I blame the Romanovs or Yuri

Just need to train a few dolphins and we should be good.
2013-03-26 02:57:25 PM  
We first had pigs in the Chinese river, then birds in bags in the Chinese river, and now this. Nobody guessed squid.
2013-03-26 02:58:05 PM  

buckler: Why do they show a picture of a cuttlefish in a story about a squid?

Somebody ate the squid. Deep fried, with a nice marinara sauce on the side.
2013-03-26 03:01:28 PM  
A teuthologist said with alarm
"I narrowly escaped certain harm -
This cephelapode
Is bound to explode
there's a bomb along with these ten arms!"
2013-03-26 03:19:26 PM  
Frank Schätzing was right
2013-03-26 03:39:45 PM  
New from KFC China: "Popcorn Squid"!
2013-03-26 03:44:02 PM  
Great, now the TSA is going to ban calimari on airliners.
2013-03-26 04:21:32 PM  
Picture is of a cuttlefish.

The internet is ruined for me now.
2013-03-26 04:32:04 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: I blame the Romanovs or Yuri

Finally fark does red alert references!

good one
2013-03-26 04:42:06 PM  
 Photo taken near the fishing grounds...

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2013-03-26 06:22:04 PM  
There's a Photoshop of the Judean People's Front in there somewhere.
2013-03-26 06:31:03 PM  
For some reason, when I clicked that link, I figured it was going to be some sort of crazy scheme of Best Korea. And I'll be honest, I am somewhat disappointed that it wasn't.

/gives a whole new perspective on explosive diarrhea from bad sushi
2013-03-26 07:10:04 PM  
And I ask again, why is a group of squid not called a squad?
2013-03-26 07:28:07 PM  

SpdrJay: Mon Calamari!!!

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2013-03-26 07:36:16 PM  

Bippal: And I ask again, why is a group of squid not called a squad?

Because a squid squad would be just too funny to say.
2013-03-26 08:59:44 PM  
The Irresponsible Captain

The next Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles villain.

This thread needs more comics nerdity.
2013-03-26 10:45:17 PM  
Return of the USENET meme!

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2013-03-27 12:12:44 AM  

Guuberre: Suicide Squid Bombers: New band name?

Sounds more like a mixed drink with lots of Kracken rum.
2013-03-27 01:26:50 AM  
Just what we need:  another hipster cocktail.
2013-03-27 06:27:32 AM  
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2013-03-27 07:16:27 AM  

Baron Bear: Photo taken near the fishing grounds...

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Disposing of pre-atomic submarines to persons who don't even leave their full addresses... Good day, Admiral!
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