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(Des Moines Register)   Don't you hate it when you're in college and you post on Facebook descriptions of your sexual escapades and the president of the university personally contacts you to ask why you would do something like that?   ( desmoinesregister.com) divider line
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2013-03-26 03:51:40 PM  
2 votes:
FTA: "The confessions page for Loras College, a small Catholic school in Dubuque, didn't last a full 24 hours."

Would it have been OK if a priest replied to each post with suggested penance?
2013-03-26 02:37:59 PM  
2 votes:
Because I am a goddamn sexual tyranasorus that's why.
2013-03-26 01:38:02 PM  
2 votes:
"Why are you liking this page? Why do you think this is appropriate? call me"
2013-03-26 01:35:06 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-26 07:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
I am dean, so I'm getting a kick, etc.

Some student recently started a confessions page for our institution.  It's mostly sophomoric nonsense, but they were using our logo.  We had our attorneys send a C&D notice to Facebook and they immediately took down the logo.

If kids want to act like kids, why the fark should I care?  They can have their little page.  However, I am an academic dean, not a student life dean - those are the folks who get their panties in a wad over this sort of thing.... which sort of cracks me up.
2013-03-26 02:24:52 PM  
1 vote:
So people make it all the way to college and don't know the difference between 'confession' and 'bragging'?

  So this guy walks into confession and says' Forgive me father for I have sinned. I've been sleeping with my 18 year old neighbor'.
  The priest asks how long it's been since his last confession.
  'I've never been to confession' replied the penitent.
  'What? How old are you?' asks the priest.
  'I'm 65' he says.
  'If your 65 years old why have you never been to confession?' asks the priest.
  The man replies 'well, I'm Jewish.'
  The priest is flabbergasted. 'Why is a 65 year old Jewish man coming to confession now?' he asks.
  The man says 'Hell father, I'm 65 and I'm schtupping an 18 year old- I'm telling anyone who'll listen!'
2013-03-26 02:04:33 PM  
1 vote:
Any links to that girl that posted sexual ratings of duke athletes in PowerPoint format?
2013-03-26 01:47:57 PM  
1 vote:

Miss Stein: [i759.photobucket.com image 320x240]

When I first read the headline, I immediately thought it meant a student messed around with the president's wife.

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/I know she's only the dean's wife
2013-03-26 01:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
Art Sunleaf, Dean of Students:

"They were like, 'How did you do this?'"

This is why you go to good schools, not Loras College.
2013-03-26 01:43:40 PM  
1 vote:
"Sexcapades"? Or "sexcellence"?

2013-03-26 01:40:06 PM  
1 vote:
If the students were one upping each other, how much of the postings were real or imagined?

50 Shades of Iowa?
2013-03-26 01:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
Don't you hate it when you're in college and you post on Facebook descriptions of your sexual escapades and the president of the university personally contacts you to ask why you would do something like that with him
WGJ [TotalFark]
2013-03-26 01:39:10 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody is doing things that I don't like. It needs to stop!
2013-03-26 01:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
Is our children learning?

/ apparently, no
2013-03-26 01:34:39 PM  
1 vote:
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
2013-03-26 01:08:55 PM  
1 vote:
No.  Next.
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