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(Opelika-Auburn News)   Naked, covered in scratches, going into houses and threatening people, getting tased to no effect and fighting with the cops for ten minutes is a good way to... die. This will be an interesting toxicology report   ( oanow.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, A.B.I., Phenix City, memorial hospital  
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2013-03-26 09:48:07 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-26 10:37:02 AM  
2 votes:
Deputies were called to a residence on Lee Road 308 in Phenix City at approximately 7:41 p.m. Sunday, where they encountered the nude 25-year-old black male man walking down the road...

Um, yeah.
2013-03-26 10:22:59 AM  
2 votes:

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But yes, bath salts and/or PCP.
2013-03-26 11:50:31 AM  
1 vote:

boyvoyeur: ...25-year-old black male mail man walking down the road...

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2013-03-26 10:36:07 AM  
1 vote:
Naked, Covered in Scratches

Sounds like the end to a fun date.
2013-03-26 10:33:23 AM  
1 vote:
Naked, Covered in Scratches

Band name.
2013-03-26 10:11:38 AM  
1 vote:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: I'm going to go out on a limb and guess bath salts or pcp


Once the rage wore off, his Con dropped and put him into negative hitpoints.
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